Pre Match Leicester v Blackburn FA Cup R5

[Blue Maniac]

You get arrested and thrown in jail now for using paper tickets.

When did this come in?

 

[Jeff]

Reminder for those attending this evening that there will be large queues at the turnstiles due to the idiotic policy of the club.

When they started using barcode tickets it caused queues because people couldn't cope with the new technology. They couldn't work out where to scan the ticket, or tried to scan the wrong bit. That was worse for cup games when there were a lot of people who wouldn't normally go to games. But they got used to it, like they will with NFC tickets.

 

[tedfoxxx]

When did this come in?

It’s testament to how ****ing brilliant he is that this bit gets funnier and more relevant with each passing year.

 

[alex]

Miserable twats, I'd be there with bells on (actually, maybe quite literally) if I could.

 

[Blue Maniac]

It’s testament to how ****ing brilliant he is that this bit gets funnier and more relevant with each passing year.

Saw him a couple of weeks ago at De Montfort Hall, ****ing superb.

 

[tedfoxxx]

Saw him a couple of weeks ago at De Montfort Hall, ****ing superb.

Ah man I saw that too late and there was only individual seats left at the very back.

Brand new material?

I’ve only seen him once, in Nottingham before the last series of Comedy Vehicle and he went off on a woman in the front row for getting up before the interval. It made for quite a tense atmosphere for the remaining hour.

 

[TornadoShaunUK]

It would be ridiculous to play our strongest 11. This really isn't something we should be taking too much interest in.

You shitting me right? This competition is our last remaining hope of salvaging something worthwhile from this season....

 

[Bezu Fache Fox]

Ah man I saw that too late and there was only individual seats left at the very back.

Brand new material?

I’ve only seen him once, in Nottingham before the last series of Comedy Vehicle and he went off on a woman in the front row for getting up before the interval. It made for quite a tense atmosphere for the remaining hour.

I saw him at De Montfort, about 3 years ago I think it was. I did the same, got up before the break (I'd had a few ales). He went silent then started shouting **** at me. Hugely embarrassing but I felt strangely proud.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Ah man I saw that too late and there was only individual seats left at the very back.

Brand new material?

I’ve only seen him once, in Nottingham before the last series of Comedy Vehicle and he went off on a woman in the front row for getting up before the interval. It made for quite a tense atmosphere for the remaining hour.

Mostly stuff I’d not heard before, but I had heard a version of the opening routine previously. He ripped on the latecomers for a while. There was a long-spun joke in the second half that came off as a deeply heartfelt tribute to Barry Cryer and Sean Lock, which was a lot of fun. I actually had a spare ticket that went unused, so that’s annoying.

 

[Brown Nose]

Mostly stuff I’d not heard before, but I had heard a version of the opening routine previously. He ripped on the latecomers for a while. There was a long-spun joke in the second half that came off as a deeply heartfelt tribute to Barry Cryer and Sean Lock, which was a lot of fun. I actually had a spare ticket that went unused, so that’s annoying.

I was there too. Not his best set but strong as ever.

 

[Blue Maniac]

I was there too. Not his best set but strong as ever.

I’ve definitely laughed harder and longer at other shows of his. I enjoyed the JK Rowling bit.

 

[Lako42]

Miserable twats, I'd be there with bells on (actually, maybe quite literally) if I could.

Spoken like someone who hasn't sat through the boring shit we do week in week out

 

[Brown Nose]

I’ve definitely laughed harder and longer at other shows of his. I enjoyed the JK Rowling bit.

I am still confused about the point he was making. He was being very clever until he got scared.