Pre Match Leicester v Chelsea

[Jeff]

Saturday, 12:30PM, TNT.

 

[SilverFox]

Ugggghhh really. Again. Jeeeez

 

[City Fan]

We’ll get spanked 137-0 by King Enzo’s team, and all the goals will be conceded in the exact same way.

Or whatever the narrative is these days.

 

[Billyjof]

Not that I will be there, even though I can’t stand Chelsea, I hope we don’t boo Enzo on his return. It’s never classy to insult someone who brought our club success.

I’d personally be indifferent to him coming back. Seems like a decent bloke but jumped ship at the first opportunity. Can we blame him? Probably not.

 

[Brown Nose]

Not that I will be there, even though I can’t stand Chelsea, I hope we don’t boo Enzo on his return. It’s never classy to insult someone who brought our club success.

I’d personally be indifferent to him coming back. Seems like a decent bloke but jumped ship at the first opportunity. Can we blame him? Probably not.

We should all collectively make snoring noises.

 

[FOX Franks]

We’ll get spanked 137-0 by King Enzo’s team, and all the goals will be conceded in the exact same way.

Or whatever the narrative is these days.

They will all be conceded the same way though. You know this.

 

[Jenks]

I’m going but I’m not sure I want to.

 

[jb5000]

They will all be conceded the same way though. You know this.

Is that the bit where the little ball goes into the net at the end of the pitch?

 

[Miles Away]

Is that the bit where the little ball goes into the net at the end of the pitch?

That’s right. After our right back gets caught on the half way line and our central defenders stand off any attackers and are overwhelmed by runners from midfield.

 

[pork pie fox]

I can't go, it's my daughters birthday. My daughter is having a sleepover at a friend's house on the Friday night, followed by a sleepover at our house for her and 7 friends. It'll be carnage and they will be tired, ratty and emotional. I'm half thinking it's still preferable to how the game might turn out.

 

[Brown Nose]

I can't go, it's my daughters birthday. My daughter is having a sleepover at a friend's house on the Friday night, followed by a sleepover at our house for her and 7 friends. It'll be carnage and they will be tired, ratty and emotional. I'm half thinking it's still preferable to how the game might turn out.

That's a very weak excuse. If you don't fancy going, just admit it.

 

[pork pie fox]

That's a very weak excuse. If you don't fancy going, just admit it.

I actually can't go, as I'll be ferrying them around, but don't fret, I've given my ticket to a Chelsea fan in our office.

 

[Brown Nose]

I actually can't go, as I'll be ferrying them around, but don't fret, I've given my ticket to a Chelsea fan in our office.

So you're breaking the 1994 Criminal Justice and Public Order Act in order to traffick young girls around the Leicestershire countryside?

 

[pork pie fox]

So you're breaking the 1994 Criminal Justice and Public Order Act in order to traffick young girls around the Leicestershire countryside?

I'll be sure to self report myself to Leicestershire Police first thing on Monday morning. Not too much longer until she'll be able to drive though, so at least I'll only be a law breaker for a limited time longer.