Because she's watching Outlander on Iplayer and asked me earlier to top up her wine glass and I refusedBecause she would tell you to get stuffed? Because you have no beer in the fridge?
twice!wtf Vardy?
Should we stick Nacho on?Vardy is having one of 'those' nights.
I'd rather we stick Ward up.Should we stick Nacho on?
Are you okay?Vardy can't head a ball... where's Slimani when your need him?!!!
I put Vardy into my fantasy team. Sorry.
LyonVardy can't head a ball... where's Slimani when your need him?!!!
Something is a bucket after popping out 3 kidsBecause his 'wife' is a bucket with a face chalked on it?
I put Vardy into my fantasy team. Sorry.
I triple captained him. Triple sorry.
P | Pld | Pts | |
1 | Liverpool | 11 | 28 |
2 | Manchester C | 11 | 23 |
3 | Chelsea | 11 | 19 |
4 | Arsenal | 11 | 19 |
5 | Nottm F | 11 | 19 |
6 | Brighton | 11 | 19 |
7 | Fulham | 11 | 18 |
8 | Newcastle | 11 | 18 |
9 | Aston Villa | 11 | 18 |
10 | Tottenham | 11 | 16 |
11 | Brentford | 11 | 16 |
12 | Bournemouth | 11 | 15 |
13 | Manchester U | 11 | 15 |
14 | West Ham | 11 | 12 |
15 | Leicester | 11 | 10 |
16 | Everton | 11 | 10 |
17 | Ipswich | 11 | 8 |
18 | Palace | 11 | 7 |
19 | Wolves | 11 | 6 |
20 | Southampton | 11 | 4 |