Match Thread Leicester v Spartak Moscow

[Blue Maniac]

How are we playing? Is the game more interesting than hearing about my great Uncle Norm's prostate?

Kill me.

Well on top, just no sign of a goal yet. Other than your favourite player hitting the bar.

 

[popillius]

Well on top, just no sign of a goal yet. Other than your favourite player hitting the bar.

Chilwell's back?

 

[Blue Maniac]

Chilwell's back?

Favourite current player, sorry

 

[Miles Away]

Bertrand really is playing like his synapses just don’t fire in time

 

[TornadoShaunUK]

We've bossed the possession but what have we created? Not a lot. What little we have created has come from long balls and long range punts....

 

[homer]

They’re as bad a side as I’ve seen for a long time

We shoukd be thrashing shit like this, but actually it’s a load of crap

 

[homer]

Can pretty much hear a pin drop

That’s how shit it is

 

[Blue Maniac]

Steve McManaman just said Leicester will “have to self-destruct if they’re gonna lose”.

Just watch and wait, Steve.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Meanwhile, Spurs went 3-0 up and it’s now 3-2…

 

[Blue Maniac]

The feck happened there

 

[Blue Maniac]

Did Daka get in Iheanacho’s way?

 

[Blue Maniac]

He ****ing tackled him

 

[popillius]

If anyone is interested, after great Uncle Norm's prostate exam, his piles were more painful than ever.

 

[Miles Away]

I mean the problem is we will concede the second they have a half chance.

 

[homer]

If anyone is interested, after great Uncle Norm's prostrate exam, his piles were more painful than ever.

Not as painful as watching this shitfest

 

[Miles Away]

Berty. Truly pointless.

 

[TornadoShaunUK]

I feel like we're being let down by a few individuals in this game, namely Perez and Bertrand. Basically the play breaks down whenever it reaches either of them....

 

[Blue Maniac]

If anyone is interested, after great Uncle Norm's prostate exam, his piles were more painful than ever.

Well they will be

 

[City Fan]

If we could be arsed to pass forwards occasionally we’d be smashing these.

As it happens, we’re just pissing around with the ball, with zero effect.

No quality, no intensity. Puel ball.

 

[Miles Away]

I feel like we're being let down by a few individuals in this game, namely Perez and Bertrand. Basically the play breaks down whenever it reaches either of them....

Spot on. Perez is doing ok but is out of position, Bertrand the worst player on the pitch.

Id chuck Thomas and Lookman on.