Luke Varney

[FantasyFox]

Not with the right training. I did a course in seagull sexing. The maths was a bit of a stretch but I still passed. Opened up a lot of doors for me careerwise. License to print money once you've got a few years experience and if you are willing to travel. It's not about the money for me though. I do it for the fanny. Birds are like honey around shit when it comes to a seagull sexer with a fast car and nothing but malicious intent. Boom, backdoor babes, sign me up, big dog.

 

[DesertFox]

I bet its quite difficult to sex a seagull!

You've just got to hold them down firmly and be carfeul of that sharp beak, otherwise it's a piece of piss.

 

[SJN-Fox]

Not with the right training. I did a course in seagull sexing. The maths was a bit of a stretch but I still passed. Opened up a lot of doors for me careerw*s*. License to print money once you've got a few years experience and if you are willing to travel. It's not about the money for me though. I do it for the fanny. Birds are like honey around shit when it comes to a seagull sexer with a fast car and nothing but malicious intent. Boom, backdoor babes, sign me up, big dog.

 

[Micky]

You've just got to hold them down firmly and be carfeul of that sharp beak, otherw*s* it's a piece of piss.

Thanks! I'll try it the next time the blighters are trying to nick my chips!

 

[Harbro-Fox]

A little late to this thread but Varney isn't good enough, he struggles to make the Wednesday team and even the Derby one, sorry Varney nice idea but no.

 

[Micky]

A little late to this thread but Varney isn't good enough, he struggles to make the Wednesday team and even the Derby one, sorry Varney nice idea but no.

Sod Varney! what about sexing seagulls!

 

[Harbro-Fox]

Sod Varney! what about sexing seagulls!

Sexing seagulls is something which I would like to keep to myself as I have strong views on this.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Sexing seagulls is something which I would like to keep to myself as I have strong views on this.

:icon_lol: What the f...

 

[FoxCovert]

Sexing seagulls is something which I would like to keep to myself as I have strong views on this.

Early candidate for Post of the year. Brilliant Harbs

 

[Kingy_85]

Sexing seagulls is something which I would like to keep to myself as I have strong views on this.

Are you for or or against ?

Personally i couldnt give a flock.

 

[lazzer]

Early candidate for Post of the year. Brilliant Harbs

If only I had a photograph of you ......something to remind me.

 

[Jeff]

If only I had a photograph of you ......something to remind me.

You're just wishing.

 

[lazzer]

You're just wishing.

Listen Jeff it would be a dream come true.

 

[Harbro-Fox]

Are you for or or against ?

Personally i couldnt give a flock.

No comment. All I will say is what people do in private is up to them.

 

[Scarby]

David Icke - ACM
just behind him why not Lembit Opik

lems lost his seat

 

[Darth Vodka]

lems lost his seat

he's left sided but central isn't he? and he'd be on a free

 

[alex]

Never been that impressed by Varney.

Lembit however is a genius.