Luton pre-match thread

[Lako42]

the new guys have to figure somewhere, were down to bare bones. yeates to start and the others on the bench.

also on performances i would like to see hume dropped and DC or GH in his place. i cannot tolerate playing a striker who has scored 1 goal in 14 games, thats not good enough.

 

[fcukcov]

......... MM then is helicoptered in to the stadium to announce he's dead......

I reckon mm might have some trouble annoucing his own death.

 

[stevewalshwasgod]

I reckon mm might have some trouble annoucing his own death.

I think he meant when the ball hit TNBD he choked on his prawn sandwich and died..:icon_roll

 

[fcukcov]

I think he meant when the ball hit TNBD he choked on his prawn sandwich and died..:icon_roll

really:icon_roll

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

I reckon mm might have some trouble annoucing his own death.

i thought the same but knew what he meant :icon_lol:

 

[Lako42]

i didnt really think anything and as such have no idea what's going on or where i am. years later a doctor will tell me i have an IQ of 48

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

that high :icon_wink

 

[stevewalshwasgod]

Bet John Barber will be commentating.. I hate listening to that twat now... on the way home after the match...

 

[Lako42]

that high :icon_wink

i also enjoy a nice pair of slacks

 

[Biff]

this is how i see the day going......

biffbean and his missus turn up in style for his annual b,day game with the wife.on entering leicester, melts has left a banner on the A46 bridge wishing biff a happy b,day with multiple kisses.the limo pulls up out side the walkers and biff and his missus are shapperoned into bar 1884 by boy genius,where entering the room the crowd erupt into " happy b'day to you ".after which the presentation of the gifts, and a wip round which amounts to £568-00.the vip treatment continues with a round of drinks for all, paid for by mm.after a good kelching of ale the popular couple are wisked off to there seats to watch the foxes thump luton 3-0 . after the game a signed shirt is waiting at the limo signed by all the players and a complimentary season ticket from rob kelly with a note saying " to a smashing lad love rob " as if the day couldn't get any better the limo runs over and kills rab,saving the club millions in wages.the day is finished off with a stop at biff and wifes fav curry house and a shag just as the clock turns midnight.

 

[MHS]

this is how i see the day going......

biffbean and his missus turn up in style for his annual b,day game with the wife.on entering leicester, melts has left a banner on the A46 bridge wishing biff a happy b,day with multiple kisses.the limo pulls up out side the walkers and biff and his missus are shapperoned into bar 1884 by boy genius,where entering the room the crowd erupt into " happy b'day to you ".after which the presentation of the gifts, and a wip round which amounts to £568-00.the vip treatment continues with a round of drinks for all, paid for by mm.after a good kelching of ale the popular couple are wisked off to there seats to watch the foxes thump luton 3-0 . after the game a signed shirt is waiting at the limo signed by all the players and a complimentary season ticket from rob kelly with a note saying " to a smashing lad love rob " as if the day couldn't get any better the limo runs over and kills rab,saving the club millions in wages.the day is finished off with a stop at biff and wifes fav curry house and a shag just as the clock turns midnight.

:icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

Fantastic!

 

[fcukcov]

i thought the same but knew what he meant :icon_lol:

so did I but some of the newbies seem to struggle with irony, they will learn.

i didnt really think anything and as such have no idea what's going on or where i am. years later a doctor will tell me i have an IQ of 48

I dont really know whats going on Ive taken that many drugs today.(legal ones before you get excited macky)

 

[stevewalshwasgod]

this is how i see the day going......

biffbean and his missus turn up in style for his annual b,day game with the wife.on entering leicester, melts has left a banner on the A46 bridge wishing biff a happy b,day with multiple kisses.the limo pulls up out side the walkers and biff and his missus are shapperoned into bar 1884 by boy genius,where entering the room the crowd erupt into " happy b'day to you ".after which the presentation of the gifts, and a wip round which amounts to £568-00.the vip treatment continues with a round of drinks for all, paid for by mm.after a good kelching of ale the popular couple are wisked off to there seats to watch the foxes thump luton 3-0 . after the game a signed shirt is waiting at the limo signed by all the players and a complimentary season ticket from rob kelly with a note saying " to a smashing lad love rob " as if the day couldn't get any better the limo runs over and kills rab,saving the club millions in wages.the day is finished off with a stop at biff and wifes fav curry house and a shag just as the clock turns midnight.

I dont believe in fairy tales!:icon_lol:

 

[fcukcov]

this is how i see the day going......

biffbean and his missus turn up in style for his annual b,day game with the wife.on entering leicester, melts has left a banner on the A46 bridge wishing biff a happy b,day with multiple kisses.the limo pulls up out side the walkers and biff and his missus are shapperoned into bar 1884 by boy genius,where entering the room the crowd erupt into " happy b'day to you ".after which the presentation of the gifts, and a wip round which amounts to £568-00.the vip treatment continues with a round of drinks for all, paid for by mm.after a good kelching of ale the popular couple are wisked off to there seats to watch the foxes thump luton 3-0 . after the game a signed shirt is waiting at the limo signed by all the players and a complimentary season ticket from rob kelly with a note saying " to a smashing lad love rob " as if the day couldn't get any better the limo runs over and kills rab,saving the club millions in wages.the day is finished off with a stop at biff and wifes fav curry house and a shag just as the clock turns midnight.

:icon_lol: better make it beofre midnight she might turn into a pumpkin.

 

[stevewalshwasgod]

IF i meet rob i am going to ask him for his autograph and to put "To swwg, a smashing lad, all the best, Rob"

 

[homer]

this is how i see the day going......

biffbean and his missus have a shit day watching Leicester get beat yet again, then have a big row on the way home 'cos he looked at some birds tits - so biff has to sleep on the settee and finishes the day cracking one off watching 'Badly Dubbed Porn' because it's the only thing he can find on the telly with any flange in

Sounds about right

 

[Lako42]

:icon_lol: better make it beofre midnight she might turn into a pumpkin.

that happened on his first birthday after they got married

 

[Biff]

Sounds about right

are you stevewalshwasgod in diguise

 

[Biff]

:icon_lol: better make it beofre midnight she might turn into a pumpkin.

does she look like a pumpkin..View attachment 1174

 

[fcukcov]

does she look like a pumpkin..View attachment 1174

Does she look like your mrs? :icon_lol: