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I could do with an arm around my shoulder right now, my boss is trying to bully me.
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Macky said:
I could do with an arm around my shoulder right now, my boss is trying to bully me.
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Have you tried the Jimmy Carr method of getting on with your boss?
 
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Macky said:
I was thinking of taking the diplomatic approach and drop kicking in the head whilst shouting "I DON'T DO WORK ON FRIDAYS BITCH!!!"
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Use the roundhouse approach, but just enough to make her it the deck with a bloody nose. I personally wouldn't call her a Bitch, it's not nice.
 
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homer said:
Apart from within her staffing complement.......
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Too right, there's so many cocks here it's like being in a coop full of roosters

Melton Fox said:
Use the roundhouse approach, but just enough to make her it the deck with a bloody nose. I personally wouldn't call her a Bitch, it's not nice.
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It is accurate though
 
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Macky,
It is almost axiomatic that a Boss is all the things you describe... and the worst are bullies. The funny thing is, most of them are no less wage slaves than the rest of us - but they just take on the mantle of being a 'boss' in the old fashioned (& worst) senses of the word.
Here's how things can be better: After 'the Revolution' (it aint gonna happen, but let me fantasise a moment) all managers will have to be elected to the role by the whole workforce, save for the smallest enterprises & businesses. All boards of directors will have significant worker representation.
All profit-making companies will find it it is illegal to shed staff or bring about redundancies without having to pick up their unemployment payments (which should be a sufficient deterrent). Exporting jobs - such as call-centre and admin jobs - to India and the far east, will be made illegal at a stroke. This will be facilitated by similar revolutions throughout Europe and the Americas so that the UK is not placed under temporary competitive disadvantage by other advanced economies.
 
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consty said:
Macky,
It is almost axiomatic that a Boss is all the things you describe... and the worst are bullies. The funny thing is, most of them are no less wage slaves than the rest of us - but they just take on the mantle of being a 'boss' in the old fashioned (& worst) senses of the word.
Here's how things can be better: After 'the Revolution' (it aint gonna happen, but let me fantasise a moment) all managers will have to be elected to the role by the whole workforce, save for the smallest enterprises & businesses. All boards of directors will have significant worker representation.
All profit-making companies will find it it is illegal to shed staff or bring about redundancies without having to pick up their unemployment payments (which should be a sufficient deterrent). Exporting jobs - such as call-centre and admin jobs - to India and the far east, will be made illegal at a stroke. This will be facilitated by similar revolutions throughout Europe and the Americas so that the UK is not placed under temporary competitive disadvantage by other advanced economies.
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That's excellent - so will he start tomorrow, or do you reckon we should stick with Mattock ?
 
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consty said:
Macky,
It is almost axiomatic that a Boss is all the things you describe... and the worst are bullies. The funny thing is, most of them are no less wage slaves than the rest of us - but they just take on the mantle of being a 'boss' in the old fashioned (& worst) senses of the word.
Here's how things can be better: After 'the Revolution' (it aint gonna happen, but let me fantasise a moment) all managers will have to be elected to the role by the whole workforce, save for the smallest enterprises & businesses. All boards of directors will have significant worker representation.
All profit-making companies will find it it is illegal to shed staff or bring about redundancies without having to pick up their unemployment payments (which should be a sufficient deterrent). Exporting jobs - such as call-centre and admin jobs - to India and the far east, will be made illegal at a stroke. This will be facilitated by similar revolutions throughout Europe and the Americas so that the UK is not placed under temporary competitive disadvantage by other advanced economies.
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That's all very well consty, but if she starts another sentence today with the phrase "Could you just......" I'm going to have break something off her head.

It's f*cking Friday, why is she expecting me to work FFS?!?!

I'm a Muslim on Fridays
 
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Homer,
I reckon as I imply, that most bosses are running dogs, lackeys, petit bourgeois, oligopoly, pimp whores of capitalism, imperialism and oppression.
I think you may agree with me.
As for Macky's female boss, perhaps in line with most Sun readers, maybe you don't care so long as she's got big tits.
 
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newtonfox said:
sorry to go off topic but what the hall has this got to do with Clapham coming to lcfc :102:

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So long as we have a player playing on the left, I don't mind. After the revolution, all players will be on the left.
returning to topic.... I'd play Clapham, and use Mattock sparingly for the rest of the season.
 
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consty said:
As for Macky's female boss, perhaps in line with most Sun readers, maybe you don't care so long as she's got big tits.
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She hasn't, she's about 3' tall with a 3' waistline and reminds me of a penguin and not one of the cute penguins either.
She's a vampire penguin with a bad attitude who doesn't respect my religious beliefs.

I'm also not in line with any Sun readers
 
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Macky said:
She hasn't, she's about 3' tall with a 3' waistline and reminds me of a penguin and not one of the cute penguins either.
She's a vampire penguin with a bad attitude who doesn't respect my religious beliefs.

I'm also not in line with any Sun readers
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The solution is simple. She needs a good shagg$ng from a mutant ninja dwarf with big penis and correct revolutionary principles. Redemption through love. Then, after the revolution, she will be executed.

ps didn't take you for a Sun reader world-view.
 
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