Macky's boss

[Macky]

Re: Clapham Joins

She hasn't, she's about 3' tall with a 3' waistline and reminds me of a penguin and not one of the cute penguins either.
She's a vampire penguin with a bad attitude who doesn't respect my religious beliefs.

I'm also not in line with any Sun readers

The solution is simple. She needs a good shagg$ng from a mutant ninja dwarf with big penis and correct revolutionary principles. Redemption through love. Then, after the revolution, she will be executed.

ps didn't take you for a Sun reader world-view.

I've just had a great idea for a new website

bigknobbedmutantninjadwarvesshaggingvampirepenguins.com

I hope it's more successful than my last venture, www.crutchf*cking.com.
I was genuinely surprised that there wasn't more of a market for people being violated by medical devices.
Suppose it is a bit specialist.

 

[Socraties]

Re: Clapham Joins

I've just had a great idea for a new website

bigknobbedmutantninjadwarvesshaggingvampirepenguins.com

I hope it's more successful than my last venture, www.crutchf*cking.com.
I was genuinely surprised that there wasn't more of a market for people being violated by medical devices.
Suppose it is a bit specialist.

 

[Micky]

Re: Clapham Joins

Have I just logged into the wrong forum!

 

[consty]

Re: Clapham Joins

I've just had a great idea for a new website

bigknobbedmutantninjadwarvesshaggingvampirepenguins.com

I hope it's more successful than my last venture, www.crutchf*cking.com.
I was genuinely surprised that there wasn't more of a market for people being violated by medical devices.
Suppose it is a bit specialist.

Back to the substantive issues, how about starting a new venture...these sites would address the issues
How about
www.worldrevolution.com
www.anarchy.com
www.uptheworkers.com
www.pimpmyfemaleboss.com

 

[Steven]

Re: Clapham Joins

I've just had a great idea for a new website

bigknobbedmutantninjadwarvesshaggingvampirepenguins.com

I hope it's more successful than my last venture, www.crutchf*cking.com.
I was genuinely surprised that there wasn't more of a market for people being violated by medical devices.
Suppose it is a bit specialist.

Your search - bigknobbedmutantninjadwarvesshaggingvampirepenguins.com - did not match any documents.

You are just a tease.

 

[Macky]

Re: Clapham Joins

You are just a tease.

Give me a chance, I only thought of it an hour ago.

Don't worry Steven I'll PM you with details as soon as it is ready.

 

[Macky]

Re: Clapham Joins

In the interests of me keep having to moderate my language, perhaps this thread should be pruned and the off topic stuff moved to General Chat.

MODS!!!! WHERE ARE YOU???

 

[newtonfox]

Re: Clapham Joins

In the interests of me keep having to moderate my language, perhaps this thread should be pruned and the off topic stuff moved to General Chat.

MODS!!!! WHERE ARE YOU???

looking for your new bloody site :icon_bigg :icon_wink

 

[Macky]

Re: Clapham Joins

looking for your new bloody site :icon_bigg :icon_wink

:icon_lol:

 

[From Gradel to Grave]

Re: Clapham Joins

Macky,
It is almost axiomatic that a Boss is all the things you describe... and the worst are bullies. The funny thing is, most of them are no less wage slaves than the rest of us - but they just take on the mantle of being a 'boss' in the old fashioned (& worst) senses of the word.
Here's how things can be better: After 'the Revolution' (it aint gonna happen, but let me fantasise a moment) all managers will have to be elected to the role by the whole workforce, save for the smallest enterprises & businesses. All boards of directors will have significant worker representation.
All profit-making companies will find it it is illegal to shed staff or bring about redundancies without having to pick up their unemployment payments (which should be a sufficient deterrent). Exporting jobs - such as call-centre and admin jobs - to India and the far east, will be made illegal at a stroke. This will be facilitated by similar revolutions throughout Europe and the Americas so that the UK is not placed under temporary competitive disadvantage by other advanced economies.

Is that a cuckoo I can hear hear? Spring must have sprung! *looks outside excitedly*

 

[Hazzman]

Have you tried the Jimmy Carr method of getting on with your boss?

Just seen the poor bastards posing with the unemployed outside the Job Centre on New Walk. Didn't look amused.

 

[Macky]

Just seen the poor bastards posing with the unemployed outside the Job Centre on New Walk. Didn't look amused.

Who?
Jimmy Carr or Melton Fox?

 

[Melton Fox]

Jimmy Carr or Melton Fox?

It has previously been noted that we could be one and the same.

 

[Macky]

It has previously been noted that we could be one and the same.

and never seen together at the same time I'll bet