Confirmed Transfer Maddison to Spurs

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Just realised he won’t even be in Europe next season. So if we’d stayed up this would barely have been an upward move.
 
We're home for a couple of weeks. Popped down to the chippy for a couple of haddock and entered into conversation with the Tottenham fan owner. Like many others he expressed surprise at our Premier League demise. I mentioned his team's new midfielder and he asked me what he was like. I replied, "I presume you know what Spursy means. He should suit you well". He responded with the single word "****". His father, an Arsenal fan, laughed.
 


Hungry again. That’s a big thing for him. What kind of hungry I wonder.
 


Hungry again. That’s a big thing for him. What kind of hungry I wonder.

For attention I'd assume. The lifeblood of the modern world. Haven't you heard ? Everything, from laughable conspiracy theories to pop stars underwear ranges to the opinions of Jeremy Clarkson & cures for baldness are all of exactly equal weight & importance to economic hardship, wars & human suffering. Just depends what 30 second time window you happen to be checking social media at that day. Got to shoehorn your inane self promoting bollocks in somewhere & hope you hit the sweet spot.
 
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