Match Thread Manchester United v Leicester - EFL Cup

[Jenks]

Got my two eldest infiltrating the VIP area behind the dugout. They’ve taken United for several hundred quids worth of food and drink so far so that’s a win.

 

[City Fan]

Okay.

That must mean that the conversation telling him to **** off must definitely have taken place.

I’m glad you finally agree.

 

[popillius]

Reminds me of Mancini in a City shirt. Fabulous ability but can't run.

The complete juxtaposition of Huuuuummmmeeee

 

[Blue Maniac]

Is McAteer wearing horseshoes or something?

 

[Brown Nose]

Is Ward wearing very long socks or very short suspenders?

 

[popillius]

I’m glad you finally agree.

2 + 3 = 9

 

[Blue Maniac]

Is Ward wearing very long socks or very short suspenders?

Mind your own business

 

[popillius]

Is Ward wearing very long socks or very short suspenders?

And now all I can see is Ward in suspenders.

Thanks, you ****.

 

[Brown Nose]

Mind your own business

It is my business. He's my number one.

 

[popillius]

It is my business. He's my number one.

Next time he bends over to pick the ball out of the net, check out his arse. I'm pretty sure he's wearing a thong.

 

[City Fan]

2 + 3 = 9

Your maths is atrocious

 

[Brown Nose]

2-0

 

[City Fan]

How was Dalot not offside there?

 

[Blue Maniac]

How was Dalot not offside there?

didn’t look it to me at first

 

[City Fan]

2-0

= 2

What do I win?

 

[City Fan]

Coady is showing exactly why he hasn’t been starting.

 

[popillius]

= 2

What do I win?

A book explaining the offside rule?

 

[Brown Nose]

= 2

What do I win?

A pair of Ward's used suspenders.

 

[City Fan]

A book explaining the offside rule?

Can I have George Hirst’s goals compilation DVD instead please?

 

[popillius]

Connor Coady....

He's not a footballer, is he?!