Martyn Waghorn

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We don't know that it's his signing or how it's going to work out yet, let's see what happens first eh?
That's just crazy talk. We should all make up our minds with no basis whatsoever and then stick to it until proven completely incorrect, at which point we should all make a u-turn and claim we were right all along.

I know that's what I'll be doing.
 
Makes me sick, blatent MM signing, sticking his oar in and getting us this type of player.

Anyone want to come round mine for a Waghorn mask evening, nibbles and mask orgy included.
 
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Makes me sick, blatent MM signing, sticking his oar in and getting us this type of player.

Anyone want to come round mine for a Waghorn mask evening, nibbles and mask orgy included.

Homer will. If he's now self-flagellating that day. Which he well be.
 
Makes me sick, blatent MM signing, sticking his oar in and getting us this type of player.

Anyone want to come round mine for a Waghorn mask evening, nibbles and mask orgy included.

I've explained to you before. All-seater regulations have killed the 'orgy' as we know and love it. We'll all have to sit in our Waghorn masks in silence, wishing we'd chosen a seat nearer to the twiglets.

I suppose every 40 minutes or so, you could play Chelsea Dagger and we could all get up for 30 seconds and dance around like a bunch of nobs before sitting down again and pondering what we've become.

It would be like a soulless version of musical chairs, without the chair swapping, fun and potential for tantrums.
 
I've explained to you before. All-seater regulations have killed the 'orgy' as we know and love it. We'll all have to sit in our Waghorn masks in silence, wishing we'd chosen a seat nearer to the twiglets.

I suppose every 40 minutes or so, you could play Chelsea Dagger and we could all get up for 30 seconds and dance around like a bunch of nobs before sitting down again and pondering what we've become.

It would be like a soulless version of musical chairs, without the chair swapping, fun and potential for tantrums.

So, an all-round family orientated event. Sounds like fun and that there will be absoutely no disappointment at all.
 
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