Messages from strangers

[Blue Maniac]

Has anyone else had bizarre messages from strangers? I received this one last night on Facebook, from a woman I've never heard of:

Seen as you don't have the courage to answer the phone to me, thouht I would contact you on here to see if you can be brave enough to respond in writing.

Please tell us what you are planning to do with our bath, we won't let this rest until we get an answer. Please just let us come and collect it from where every it is or give us the money back if its been used, thats it simple.

If you don't get in contact with us your putting yourself in a very tricky situation. Everytime your phone rings with a number that isn't saved in your phone, it could be me ringing from a friends phone, are you just going to stop answering your phone from all unknown phone numbers?? What about if your asked to give someone a quote for something? How do you know that you haven't been invited round to someones that we know and were waiting there for you. Your going to make things really difficult for yourself! Just be man enough and reply to this message

 

[RHYDAL]

Block her and report her for threatenting behaviour. And give her the bath back, you don't use it that much anyhow.

 

[Jeff]

I get lots of emails from strangers. Not spam, but people who have sent stuff to the wrong email address by mistake.

Some of the more recent ones...




Dari,
Thank you for arranging the meeting and your hospitality. There are great synergies in our common vision. Having LRF as our training and social entrepreneurship partner would be an ideal situation. There are great opportunities for the Pan AM Games and I see no reason why LRF should not be entity for youth and social entrepreneurship participation. We have four years so it gives us to time to build capacity.
On the short term, the meals for the construction sites and corporate Canada lunches along with a meeting with Chief Blair to discuss the work at the stations and other opportunities could be our immediate focus. Turns out we are also connected in the work of ONN.Let me have your thoughts.
Yours Courtney




Dear Mr. Gene Svebakken,

Hello. Nice to make your e-quaintance. I noticed you're looking for a Senior Vice President & Chief Financial Officer and Chief Administrative Officer. My cover letter and resume are attached for your review and consideration for this position. I feel I have significant value to offer Lutheran Child and Family Services of Illinois including:

1) exhaustive experience in finance, treasury, operations, administration, technology and leadership,
2) academic credentials including MBA, CFE, CTP, PMP, CIPP and Certified Six Sigma Black and Green Belts,
3) a background in the for-profit and nonprofit (501(c)(3), Public Charity) sectors and synthesizing the best practices of both worlds,
4) building a best in class finance and administrative operation,
5) creating and integrating finance and technology activities into business operations,
6) uncommon drive, incredible enthusiasm, dangerous dedication to the job, a monster work ethic, and
7) a powerful "get it done," "get it done right," and "get it done now" ethos

I would appreciate the opportunity to meet with you to discuss how well my background aligns with this position. Thank you, Mr. Svebakken.

Warm regards,

Doug Ressman




Many thanks for returning the acknowledgement slip, I have added the two sections of fencing to our schedule. At present the estimated date is early January and I will be in touch nearer the time to arrange a definite date with you.

Regards,

John.




John Nunnerley
Ringwood Fencing Ltd

 

[Feriol]

uncommon drive, incredible enthusiasm, dangerous dedication to the job, a monster work ethic

I'm going to add this to my CV.

 

[Leesoh]

"e-quaintance"?

I am so glad I am out of office work. That's up there with "blue sky thinking" and "touching base".

 

[Macky]

Block her and report her for threatenting behaviour.

No ****ing way man, there's hours and hours of fun and devilment to be had there. Message her back and tell her she can have the bath back, but ask her if she's okay waiting for a few days as it's being used on the set of a porno you're filming, Mutant Midgets Go Wild vol III

 

[Cate Fox]

Has anyone else had bizarre messages from strangers? I received this one last night on Facebook, from a woman I've never heard of:

I've had sodding loads, mostly from American men who are looking for the love of their life... feck knows how they are finding my account, when it is hidden in searches.

 

[Billyjof]

 

[Motown Fox]

Got this email about an hour ago which was titled

"Hey Stranger! This is Alison. CALL ME!"

A friend of mine told me that I can easily find someone in my area for a discreet sexual encounter without any obligations. This is exactly what I want!
THIS BIT EDITED HANDS UP THOSE THAT LOOKED
Call me today!

 

[Macky]

Got this email about an hour ago which was titled

"Hey Stranger! This is Alison. CALL ME!"

Back o' the net! Get stuck in Mo, she's gagging for it. You're made there kid

Giggety goo

 

[Billyjof]

Got this email about an hour ago which was titled

"Hey Stranger! This is Alison. CALL ME!"

Is it okay if I have her number? Thanks.

 

[spionfox]

Is it okay if I have her number? Thanks.

Sloppy seconds is one thing, but sloppy twentieths? Ugh.

 

[Blue Maniac]

I replied:

Who are you, and what on earth are you talking about?

No reaction yet.

 

[H T B]

Back o' the net! Get stuck in Mo, she's gagging for it. You're made there kid

Giggety goo

Until you find out, Alison is actually Ali's son

 

[fosseboy83]

ask for the address and send them one of these

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=ru...tbnw=179&start=15&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:8,s:15

 

[Motown Fox]

Not Boc's narrow boat in the background there was it.

 

[bocadillo]

Not Boc's narrow boat in the background there was it.

It isn't Boc's narrowboat. Boc's narrowboat is at this moment tied up on the Bridgwater Canal in the village of Moore and is being battered by the storm that is affecting the north-west. Noisy night with sleep disturbed more than several times. I don't think we will be going far today.

 

[Motown Fox]

This looks like a good location in the Village so not far to go for you

 

[bocadillo]

This looks like a good location in the Village so not far to go for youView attachment 8623

Once yesterday and once the day before. Friendly but deathly quiet. Football from Greek satellite station so I was able to watch the game from Old Trafford live.. whilst wondering why it was dry in Moore and pissing down only a few miles away.