Milan on the moan in monday night

[newtonfox]

Milan, are you already courting a Russian oligarch for a few years down the line?

thats got to be a yes

 

[fcukcov]

Whats your favourite cheese?

 

[fcukcov]

Hows your mum?

 

[Melton Fox]

Whats your favourite cheese?

If he answers gorgonzola that will set the TB tongues wagging about coded messages.

 

[Melton Fox]

Hows your mum?

That'll be in there. I predict Barber to say it

 

[drew]

Milan, will you punch Barber for me?

 

[Foxello]

That'll be in there. I predict Barber to say it

Cant Mandaric transfer him somewhere perfurably way away? Or Derby would do.

 

[MHS]

Milan, which of these scenarios is worse - having your scrotum stapled to a tree, or spending an hour in a studio with Jon Barber.

 

[Macky]

Dear Mr Meeelan,

Britney Spears. A sad, pathetic, past-it's-sell-by-date, baldy headed pop reject, but you still would? Or just a complete f uckin mentalist?
Where do you stand on this hot potato?

How do you like your potatos cooked?

Salubrications

Macky

 

[Melton Fox]

Milan - Who was the digi destined's final battle against in series one?

It's fecking relentless, it really is

 

[Macky]

Dear Milly

If you had to choose from: David Cameron; Deirdre from Coronation St; sporty Spice or Jade Goody, which one would you eat first, and why?

Lots of love

Macky

 

[Melton Fox]

Milan, What's-a matter you Hey! Gotta no respect
What-a you t'ink you do? Why you look-a so sad

 

[Hazzman]

Milan- How long is Rob Kelly's piece?

FFS, Foxello.

 

[Macky]

Dear Mandy,

Please can you fix it for me to ride on a roller coaster while drinking a pint of Guinness. It's been an ambition of mine for a long time, but those bastards at Drayton manor park & zoo have now barred me from entering.

Thanks in advance.

Macky

p.s. Do you have any photos of Janet Ellis?

 

[fcukcov]

Mr Milan,

Somebody down at the club told me that you might be foreign. Can you confirm if this is true and if so why don’t you go back to your own country?

 

[bocadillo]

Surely its time for the hard hitting questions.....Do you have any pets, and if so, what are the names??

I've got a dog called Lesther.

 

[OldGit]

How does it smell?

 

[newtonfox]

Mr Milan

did your mother fall or was she pushed ???

 

[bocadillo]

How does it smell?

What are you trying to say? She had a bath last week. TWENTY QUID it cost me!!

 

[newtonfox]

I've got a dog called Lesther.

im sure Milan will be glad to hear it :icon_roll :icon_bigg :icon_wink