more gash from football rumours

[Hazzman]

I don't believe you. It's in comprehensible English.

I took my time when writing it, on here I can't be bothered.

Any one noticed the Elvis joke?!?

 

[jb5000]

Any one noticed the Elvis joke?!?

Yes, but with Knickerless Bender in our dressing room he won't be too happy about leaving...

 

[OldGit]

And melton will send his season ticket back

 

[CardiffFox]

Norwich are to do a deal with an un-named foreign club which will see them take cash and a well recognised international 'keeper before the new season kicks off in exchange for Robert Green when he is fully fit towards the end of the year. Also double signing of experienced pair Danny Tiatto and Rufus Brevett from Leicester to be done within the week for around £705k combined fee.

hahahahahaaahaaaahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[alex]

Where do they get it from?

 

[Boy Genius]

Leicester City are set to replicate local rivals Coventry City's bid for promotion. Coventry's recent 'Operation Premiership' has led to 6 players joining the club. Leicester have just finished talks with Alliance and Leicester and they have confirmed a sponsporship deal for the next three years. With this Rob Kelly has been given £4 million to spend.

His targets are set to be
Nicklas Bendter on loan from Arsenal. Recent reserve outings last season caught the eye and Ryan Smith has recommend the club to Bendter.
Freddy Eastwood from Southend. 1 million and Elvis Hammond the other way.
Kevin Nicholls from Luton. 500k
Dan Harding from Leeds. 250k
Andy Reid from Spurs for a season loan

Elvis Hammond going the other way? Now theres a turn up for the books...

 

[Hazzman]

Elvis Hammond going the other way? Now theres a turn up for the books...

I said did anyone notice my joke.

 

[OldGit]

Obviously not!!

 

[DesertFox]

A joke that has to be explained is not a good joke, I'm afraid... or maybe it was just too good for the likes of us lot....

 

[MHS]

Today's bollocks from Football Rumours :-

Leicester city are set to put the finishing touches to a deal that will see Sam Bangoura move from stoke city. the troubled potters player has failed to return for training and has seeked a move away from the club. Rob Kelly moved quickly for the striker after Matty Fryatt is moving through a deal taking him to birmingham city for a fee believed to be in the region of £2m

Leicester City have held talks with Blackburn over the possibility of signing young forward Ralph Welch on a season long loan. Matty Fryatt is also set to reject the advances of Steve Bruce and Birmingham to stay with the foxes

My best friend is a builder and very recently told me he is working on Matty Fryatts new house, located in Desford, Leicestershire. He told me that Matthew is pleased with his place in the Leicester team and 'wouldn't change it for the world'. Expect him at the Walkers Stadium next season. YOBO21

I wonder who posted this one. :icon_roll

 

[lazzer]

please hurry up and start the season i cant take this shite much longer :icon_roll

 

[leicester_til_i_die]

please hurry up and start the season i cant take this shite much longer :icon_roll

even when the season has started it wont stop, the transfer window closing, still carries on.

 

[Steven]

please hurry up and start the season i cant take this shite much longer :icon_roll

 

[western road]

"If God wanted women to understand men...............Football would never have been created"

 

[Lako42]

Hope the Sam Bangoura one is true

 

[Steven]

Hope the Sam Bangoura one is true

Not with his attitude, please no.

 

[Lako42]

lets see if my rumour sets the ball rolling

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

please hurry up and start the season i cant take this shite much longer :icon_roll

:icon_lol: :icon_lol:

 

[lazzer]

:icon_lol: :icon_lol:

it must your get on your nerves as well :icon_bigg actually discussing rumours that we know are rubbish for well over a week now :icon_lol:

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

it must your get on your nerves as well :icon_bigg actually discussing rumours that we know are rubbish for well over a week now :icon_lol:

i know what you mean :icon_bigg