Moving to Aus

[Steven]

Job vacancies rise in August quarter

 

[Steven]

We'll need 170,000 workers, says BHP

 

[manxfox]

I was shagging an aussie bird a few yeas ago. Pure filth - she's in my top 5

 

[Blue Maniac]

I was shagging an aussie bird a few yeas ago. Pure filth - she's in my top 5

The first one I tapped is certainly in the top 10. Truly disgusting. Shame she was an utter ****.

 

[Mawsley]

The coolest bloke I've ever met was Australian.

Sorry, I have no sex top 10 list entry here.

I bet he'd have been good though.

 

[homer]

Top ten ? :icon_lol:

As if any of you have slept with ten women :icon_roll

 

[Mawsley]

Top ten ? :icon_lol:

As if any of you have slept with ten women :icon_roll

Does looking at the "Lovely Ladies" thread with some tissues and a pump-action E45 container count?

 

[Lako42]

Does looking at the "Lovely Ladies" thread with some tissues and a pump-action E45 container count?

I bloody hope so.

 

[FryattFox]

Does looking at Beight's "Lovely male arses" thread with some tissues and a pump-action E45 container count?

It will suffice for this forum.

 

[Mawsley]

I'm not that limited.

1. Does it possess the following?:

2. Yes? I'll spuff all over it.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Top ten ? :icon_lol:

As if any of you have slept with ten women :icon_roll

:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

 

[RHYDAL]

One quirky habit you should acquire if moving to Aus, lift the toilet seat with your foot....

 

[Dour]

One quirky habit you should acquire if moving to Aus, lift the toilet seat with your foot....

Also appears from that film that Australians like to throw their toilet paper down next to the dunny can.

 

[FryattFox]

One quirky habit you should acquire if moving to Aus, lift the toilet seat with your foot....

****ing hell...how many spiders are there under that seat?! I've been watching for over 3 minutes and have counted over 100. :icon_eek:

 

[manxfox]

One quirky habit you should acquire if moving to Aus, lift the toilet seat with your foot....

Which way does the water swirl when its flushed?

 

[Billyjof]

Not a bad place but it is a country where the F bomb is dropped on the radio 24-7 yet 7-11 isn't allowed to sell you beer.

I personally find it grating that Aussie sportsmen or politicians can't be interviewed without replying at least once with

"Yeah... look...."

 

[Macky]

Also appears from that film that Australians like to throw their toilet paper down next to the dunny can.

That's left there on purpose, ready to be used again