My Car Lights - Help

[Dour]

Help!!!!

Due to me driving so many miles, I feel at this time of year it is important for my lights to be working well.

Recently (approx last 4 weeks) they have been getting dimmer and dimmer and I can now barely see the road at all

I fear it is getting too dangerous to drive, and being as I average 50,000 miles per year, I need my car in tip top condition

I hate driving at this time of the year for lots of reasons, I haven't even cleaned my car for some while now (approx 4 weeks) as it just gets so shit up all the time and isn't worth washing. The car is black all over!!!!

I did ask somebody about this problem earlier, and they accused me of being so ****ing stupid that they are surprised I manage to get myself up and back to bed every day.

Anyway, after exhausting every possible avenue, I turn to you guys, any help would be gratefully appreciated.

I really hope you don't think that I'm as thick as **** and unable to fathom out even the basic of life's fundamentals on my own.

Could it be that you need a new exhaust?

 

[true blue lou]

I think there might be a bit of Tom Foolery going on in this thread

Of course and twatto ere was the first to fall for it! Which is generally the case as Im extremely gullible!

 

[Boy Genius]

Of course and twatto ere was the first to fall for it! Which is generally the case as Im extremely gullible!

you are a female, its in your nature. A good bout of washing up may help

 

[Brauny Blue]

Of course and twatto ere was the first to fall for it! Which is generally the case as Im extremely gullible!

At least you put your hand up to it:icon_wink

Btw i cant see out of my windowscreen, i've had a rotten cold recently.
Any idea what the problem could be

 

[Lako42]

Of course and twatto ere was the first to fall for it! Which is generally the case as Im extremely gullible!

You do realise that as soon as you hit 50 posts, forum rules state that a picture of yourself must be added to your profile.

 

[true blue lou]

you are a female, its in your nature. A good bout of washing up may help

I think you may well be right.. its that time of the month too.. it effects our brains dont you know! :icon_wink

 

[Lako42]

Btw i cant see out of my windowscreen, i've had a rotten cold recently.
Any idea what the problem could be

Stop masturbating in the car, and a lemsip should take care of the cold.

 

[Lako42]

its that time of the month too.. it effects our brains dont you know! :icon_wink

Making sense once a month must be a pain in the arse.

 

[true blue lou]

You do realise that as soon as you hit 50 posts, forum rules state that a picture of yourself must be added to your profile.

I didnt know that but I would be happy to do so being as though Im not looking too bad for me age! (humour me on that please!! :icon_wink) I will put that right as soon as poss!

 

[Boy Genius]

Making sense once a month must be a pain in the arse.

against you making sense once a year

 

[true blue lou]

Making sense once a month must be a pain in the arse.

 

[Lako42]

against you making sense once a year

tahst blockso

 

[Boy Genius]

tahst blockso

not the right time of the year then

 

[Lako42]

not the right time of the year then

It's every full moon actually.

 

[beaumontfox]

But what if you can't see the moon cos of the clouds?


And Melts, you should get a moped, instead of asking questions about cars that get daft answers!:icon_razz

 

[Macky]

Help!!!!

Due to me driving so many miles, I feel at this time of year it is important for my lights to be working well.

Recently (approx last 4 weeks) they have been getting dimmer and dimmer and I can now barely see the road at all

I fear it is getting too dangerous to drive, and being as I average 50,000 miles per year, I need my car in tip top condition

I hate driving at this time of the year for lots of reasons, I haven't even cleaned my car for some while now (approx 4 weeks) as it just gets so shit up all the time and isn't worth washing. The car is black all over!!!!

I did ask somebody about this problem earlier, and they accused me of being so ****ing stupid that they are surprised I manage to get myself up and back to bed every day.

Anyway, after exhausting every possible avenue, I turn to you guys, any help would be gratefully appreciated.

I really hope you don't think that I'm as thick as **** and unable to fathom out even the basic of life's fundamentals on my own.

I always have the same problem at this time of year.
It took me years to fathom out what was causing the problem but there's no way I'm taking my raybans off just because I'm driving at night.
They make me look cool, and they match my leather jacket.

 

[beaumontfox]

You wear a leather jacket whilst driving a Robin Reliant?:icon_eek:

 

[Melton Fox]

I always have the same problem at this time of year.
It took me years to fathom out what was causing the problem but there's no way I'm taking my raybans off just because I'm driving at night.
They make me look cool, and they match my leather jacket.

 

[Macky]

You wear a leather jacket whilst driving a Robin Reliant?:icon_eek:

It's a Reliant Robin akchually and I have to wear my leather jacket, it matches my leather pants

 

[Macky]

I wish those three would stop ****ing following me around