My QPR Story - va va voom.

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Joe_Fox

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This is my story of last night. You don't have to read it but I hope you will.

To tell you all the truth, I was watching Sky Sports News until there was about 20 minutes to go. I couldn't bear it so I went bed sort of thinking that not knowing was better than knowing (we had lost).

After the Plymouth match I was distraught, couldn't sleep, nothing would work (no, not even that) so I vowed to never put myself in that position again for a while.

Strangely enough, I had a great nights sleep which even incorporated some highly erotic and steamy dreams about the girl in the Renault adverts, you know the one, Eiffel Tower, Blackpool Tower, etc. When I woke up :icon_conf I managed to avoid the result in the shower (radio 5 live) and whilst making breakfast (radio 1) so I sat down watching Sky Sports News eating my toast and marmite and drinking my tea and the Black guy said "after the break, find out how Leicester faired without a manager...." and I was like "oh BOLLOCKS! WE'VE LOST AGAIN, THE PATRONISING COCONUTS!", anyway, I patiently waiting for the adverts to finish and there she was! The girl from the Renault advert! BONJOUR!!! Indeed it was a coincidence but a nice one at that (well two actually, haha).

Then came the scores at the bottom of the screen (whilst the Superbowl XL trailers were on) and I knew that the score was 1-1 when I left it. When it got to Plymouth's and Preston's results I knew that it was QPR's next and as it crept along the screen it said QPR 2..... and I was gutted, BUT ONLY FOR ABOUT A QUARTER OF A FOOKIN' SECOND!!!!!..... 3 LEICESTER

WHOOOOHOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Get in there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then I watched the goals and jumped around like a kangeroo on acid, went to work and got on the forum.

A truly great 15 hours or so and I feel I owe it all to the girl of the Renault advert. Here's to you, you saucy french mademoiselle!

p.s. I have done a bit of research and found out that the girl in that advert is called 'Sophie' (or Annelise Hesme in real life). I have also found the full script to the advert which you can see in General chat if you so wish to.

Here's the advert I'm on about:

renault_ben_and_sophie_13_10_05.jpg
 
Glad you enjoyed that Han. :icon_lol:
 
Joe_Fox said:
Strangely enough, I had a great nights sleep which even incorporated some highly erotic and steamy dreams about the girl in the Renault adverts, you know the one, Eiffel Tower, Blackpool Tower, etc.
renault_ben_and_sophie_13_10_05.jpg

Caption round?
My go:-
Guy to Sophie "What size did you say Joe_Fox was in that dream of yours?....;)
 
Motown Fox said:
Caption round?
My go:-
Guy to Sophie "What size did you say Joe_Fox was in that dream of yours?....;)

Guy to girl:

"But seriously love, I'm gay!" (He is in real life apparantly!)
 
Joe_Fox said:
This is my story of last night. You don't have to read it but I hope you will.

To tell you all the truth, I was watching Sky Sports News until there was about 20 minutes to go. I couldn't bear it so I went bed sort of thinking that not knowing was better than knowing (we had lost).

After the Plymouth match I was distraught, couldn't sleep, nothing would work (no, not even that) so I vowed to never put myself in that position again for a while.

Strangely enough, I had a great nights sleep which even incorporated some highly erotic and steamy dreams about the girl in the Renault adverts, you know the one, Eiffel Tower, Blackpool Tower, etc. When I woke up :icon_conf I managed to avoid the result in the shower (radio 5 live) and whilst making breakfast (radio 1) so I sat down watching Sky Sports News eating my toast and marmite and drinking my tea and the Black guy said "after the break, find out how Leicester faired without a manager...." and I was like "oh BOLLOCKS! WE'VE LOST AGAIN, THE PATRONISING COCONUTS!", anyway, I patiently waiting for the adverts to finish and there she was! The girl from the Renault advert! BONJOUR!!! Indeed it was a coincidence but a nice one at that (well two actually, haha).

Then came the scores at the bottom of the screen (whilst the Superbowl XL trailers were on) and I knew that the score was 1-1 when I left it. When it got to Plymouth's and Preston's results I knew that it was QPR's next and as it crept along the screen it said QPR 2..... and I was gutted, BUT ONLY FOR ABOUT A QUARTER OF A FOOKIN' SECOND!!!!!..... 3 LEICESTER

WHOOOOHOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Get in there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then I watched the goals and jumped around like a kangeroo on acid, went to work and got on the forum.

A truly great 15 hours or so and I feel I owe it all to the girl of the Renault advert. Here's to you, you saucy french mademoiselle!

p.s. I have done a bit of research and found out that the girl in that advert is called 'Sophie' (or Annelise Hesme in real life). I have also found the full script to the advert which you can see in General chat if you so wish to.

Here's the advert I'm on about:

renault_ben_and_sophie_13_10_05.jpg



My mate did all the photos for this ad and he has her number!!! She is knockout huh? I have stills...
 
alex said:
My mate did all the photos for this ad and he has her number!!! She is knockout huh? I have stills...

Really? She was in Alexander you know - coincidence? i bet you wish it was the other way round. :icon_lol:
 
how could you go to bed not knowing the score :102: surely you would be listening to the game?
 
lazzer said:
how could you go to bed not knowing the score :102: surely you would be listening to the game?

:icon_lol:
So you read the lot Lazzer ?:102:
 
what did it say? couldnt be arsed reading all of that
 
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