New ex-players (and managers) thread

[Jeff]

#prayforgarysspoon

 

[Blaarev]

Famous people’s spoons? WTF

They are all bent though.

 

[fitz]

“Just as ripples spread out when a single pebble is dropped into water, the actions of individuals can have far-reaching effects.” The Dalai Lama

How the **** has this been on for so long and I've just seen it now. Amazing stuff. Gary won't care about spoons as you don't need a spoon to ear crisps.

 

[fitz]

Uri's got 2000 spoons, when all he needs is a proper good kicking. A little too ironic.

 

[give_us_a_wave]

“Just as ripples spread out when a single pebble is dropped into water, the actions of individuals can have far-reaching effects.” The Dalai Lama

Uri ****ing Geller.

Is it 1973? Is there anyone in the world who actually gives a ****ing shit what this pointless old charlatan says? Who ****ing cares?

Then I saw the GB News logo & all made sense.

All those tiresome shitehawks that keep banging on about the BBC & "mainstream media" need to take a look at this. This is what ****ing news will look like when you get your way you stupid ****s.

Just this & Talk TV. Piers ****ing Morgan on 24 hour rotation, introducing transatlantic links from Fox News anchors to give "a balanced view from across the pond"

Just **** off. & when you get there, **** off again just to make sure.

 

[Brown Nose]

Where Madderzzzz freely admits that he was far more interested in going to the WC than helping his club stay up.

 

[pork pie fox]

Where Madderzzzz freely admits that he was far more interested in going to the WC than helping his club stay up.

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Did he actually play at all in the World Cup? I can’t remember him getting on the pitch, but maybe he did.

 

[Brown Nose]

Did he actually play at all in the World Cup? I can’t remember him getting on the pitch, but maybe he did.

Nope. Zero minutes and a relegation. Still, he made some great online content.

 

[pork pie fox]

Nope. Zero minutes and a relegation. Still, he made some great online content.

Thought not. Ah well, not like it affected us in any way….

 

[bocadillo]

Thought not. Ah well, not like it affected us in any way….

Spurs are welcome to him!

 

[SilverFox]

Surprised he was able to get it and wasn’t injured.

 

[SJN-Fox]

 

[pork pie fox]

Alan Sheehan takes control at Swansea as caretaker boss as Duff and assistant get the sack.

And gets a win.

 

[homer]

I may be a petty man, but I do get great pleasure from watching Rodgers getting beaten by a shite pub team in the shite pub team league

What a total ****

 

[pork pie fox]

I may be a petty man, but I do get great pleasure from watching Rodgers getting beaten by a shite pub team in the shite pub team league

What a total ****

Oy! Don’t diss the mighty Killie!

 

[londonfox]

Oy! Don’t diss the mighty Killie!

I’m sure Killie’s plastic pitch, the weather, the Celtic recruitment team, playing at noon on a Sunday were to blame for the loss. Nothing poor Brenda could have done about it.

 

[pork pie fox]

I’m sure Killie’s plastic pitch, the weather, the Celtic recruitment team, playing at noon on a Sunday were to blame for the loss. Nothing poor Brenda could have done about it.

There are some cracking shit pubs in Kilmarnock. I’ve got friends there so have been to a few games and been out there a good few years times.

 

[Lako42]

There are some cracking shit pubs in Kilmarnock. I’ve got friends there so have been to a few games and been out there a good few years times.

It's like a shitter Oldham

 

[pork pie fox]

It's like a shitter Oldham

I’ve never been out in Oldham, but I love a shit pub.

 

[give_us_a_wave]

I’ve never been out in Oldham, but I love a shit pub.

Shit pubs are actually good pubs now.

A shit pub is full of bitter old men , sticky carpets, no poncy food & less then a fiver for a pint & they don't allow kids. Some might even still have a jukebox. Or a pool table.

A good pub has a gastro menu, staff in shirts with collars, attracts families, sells wank lager at £5.50 & plays Michael ****ing Buble in the background at xmas.

**** good pubs.