New ex-players (and managers) thread

[give_us_a_wave]

Looks a lot like my cousin in that picture

& at least 12 people I know too tbh

 

[bocadillo]

Celtic boss Brendan Rodgers emerges as a favourite for top EPL job

CELTIC boss Brendan Rodgers has only been back in the Hoops’ hotseat for six months. But according to the bookies at least, he’s already in the mix for a Premier League return – w…

www.thescottishsun.co.uk

hahahahaha

Please let it be true!

 

[Miles Away]

Celtic boss Brendan Rodgers emerges as a favourite for top EPL job

CELTIC boss Brendan Rodgers has only been back in the Hoops’ hotseat for six months. But according to the bookies at least, he’s already in the mix for a Premier League return – w…

www.thescottishsun.co.uk

hahahahaha

Please let it be true!

Too good to be true.

We will have to settle for an ignominious departure from Celtic, a 6 month break and then the Crystal Palace job where he will say “he reflected and learned a lot in his time away” when in actual fact he took every pundit gig he could get his grubby hands on.

 

[Robin127]

Imagine him at Newcastle with the injury list they've got, none of those those players would be fit again for the next two years.

 

[M17TT C]

Oh Newcastle would be amazing, the inevitable car crash would be spectacular and it couldn't happen to a better club!

Plus it would mean a few more shit results for Howe first too.

 

[Brown Nose]

Oh Newcastle would be amazing, the inevitable car crash would be spectacular and it couldn't happen to a better club!

Plus it would mean a few more shit results for Howe first too.

There are some rather juicy rumours online concerning why several Newcastle players appear to beheading for a poor run of form.

 

[Robin127]

Elucidate please.

 

[bocadillo]

There are some rather juicy rumours online concerning why several Newcastle players appear to beheading for a poor run of form.

I see what you did there.

 

[Brown Nose]

Elucidate please.

It's alleged that a group of first team players had rented out a suite in the City for sexual antics. When one player got a 16 year old pregnant, word spread inside the club and one other key players wife found out about his extra 'training sessions' and has taken their kids and left and several others have had not very Merry Xmas's.

 

[tedfoxxx]

It's alleged that a group of first team players had rented out a suite in the City for sexual antics. When one player got a 16 year old pregnant, word spread inside the club and one other key players wife found out about his extra 'training sessions' and has taken their kids and left and several others have had not very Merry Xmas's.

You get beheaded just for saying you’re English these days.

 

[Robin127]

The owners will blame the wives....and the 16 year old.

 

[Lako42]

The owners will blame the wives....and the 16 year old.

And have them dealt with appropriately

 

[Rock Fox]

It's alleged that a group of first team players had rented out a suite in the City for sexual antics.

Might explain the mysterious groin strain injuries

 

[pork pie fox]

It's alleged that a group of first team players had rented out a suite in the City for sexual antics. When one player got a 16 year old pregnant, word spread inside the club and one other key players wife found out about his extra 'training sessions' and has taken their kids and left and several others have had not very Merry Xmas's.

I’m always sceptical that this sort of shit is true.

 

[Blaarev]

It's alleged that a group of first team players had rented out a suite in the City for sexual antics. When one player got a 16 year old pregnant, word spread inside the club and one other key players wife found out about his extra 'training sessions' and has taken their kids and left and several others have had not very Merry Xmas's.

Has WOTS moved to Newcastle?

 

[LoopisDeLupis]

I’m always sceptical that this sort of shit is true.

I want to be, then I remember these are footballers who are often clueless idiots with really quite a lot of money. Lots of money mixes well with desperate or opportunist women, and calamity usually follows.

I can believe it entirely.
Let us not forget the prime minister of Italy had “bunga bunga” parties.

 

[TommyK]

Where do you find these rumors? Serious question

 

[Robin127]

I want to be, then I remember these are footballers who are often clueless idiots with really quite a lot of money. Lots of money mixes well with desperate or opportunist women, and calamity usually follows.

I can believe it entirely.

Don't forget the Thailand incident.

 

[Brown Nose]

Where do you find these rumors? Serious question

 

[Thefoxinoz]

It's alleged that a group of first team players had rented out a suite in the City for sexual antics. When one player got a 16 year old pregnant, word spread inside the club and one other key players wife found out about his extra 'training sessions' and has taken their kids and left and several others have had not very Merry Xmas's.

Joelinton Cássio Apolinário de Lira - is da man!
Trippier is involved as well