fitz
Well-Known Member
That always reminds me of when I had just moved to London.
I was at a bus stop and somehow ended up listening to two old dears who were recalling a wedding they attended the previous weekend.
Went something like:
The bride was pregnant and looked like a meringue. The groom had tattoos everywhere. Everyone got pissed and to finish it off there was a ****ing punch up...
...started by the girls.
I don't have tattoos, otherwise I'd be wondering if I knew them.