New Striker?

[Chuck T Masala]

It seems we are looking in the wrong place for a new striker? From what I have read recently the following sems to be the composite player

- Someone who can use his HEAD to good effect
- With Two good FEET
- Plays with a big HEART
- Has a lot of BOLLUX
- Has an EYE for a goal
- Has the STOMACH for a relegation battle.
- Does not cost and ARM & a LEG
- Can Be AR$ED to play for us.
- Is not a KNOB.

I suggest a small Bavarian town with a castle on the hill owned by a mad scientist with an assistant called Lurch or something and who collects cadavers and general body parts. (Stormy weather only). It worked with Peter Beardsley?

 

[Ox Fox]

Re: New Stiker?

I've already found him Chuck.

 

[lazzer]

Re: New Stiker?

I think you may have created a monster there chuck :icon_lol:

 

[Willlow]

Re: New Stiker?

It seems we are looking in the wrong place for a new striker? From what I have read recently the following sems to be the composite player

- Someone who can use his HEAD to good effect
- With Two good FEET
- Plays with a big HEART
- Has a lot of BOLLUX
- Has an EYE for a goal
- Has the STOMACH for a relegation battle.
- Does not cost and ARM & a LEG
- Can Be AR$ED to play for us.
- Is not a KNOB.

I suggest a small Bavarian town with a castle on the hill owned by a mad scientist with an assistant called Lurch or something and who collects cadavers and general body parts. (Stormy weather only). It worked with Peter Beardsley?

You dont want much then chuck :icon_razz

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

Re: New Stiker?

:icon_lol:

 

[highland fox]

Re: New Stiker?

It seems we are looking in the wrong place for a new striker? From what I have read recently the following sems to be the composite player

- Someone who can use his HEAD to good effect
- With Two good FEET
- Plays with a big HEART
- Has a lot of BOLLUX
- Has an EYE for a goal
- Has the STOMACH for a relegation battle.
- Does not cost and ARM & a LEG
- Can Be AR$ED to play for us.
- Is not a KNOB.

I suggest a small Bavarian town with a castle on the hill owned by a mad scientist with an assistant called Lurch or something and who collects cadavers and general body parts. (Stormy weather only). It worked with Peter Beardsley?

Oddbod off Carry On Screaming ?

 

[MKFox]

Re: New Stiker?

Why do we need a new Stiker?

 

[Chuck T Masala]

Re: New Stiker?

Why do we need a new Stiker?

I don't mind what it is really as long as it scores or helps us to score more goals than we are now. We may then have a chance of winning some of the matches that we have lost or drawn.

 

[Durham Fox]

Wouldn't be disappointed to see us sign Pawel Abbott from Huddersfield if we had to go down the lower league route.

 

[beaumontfox]

some strikers from the PFA transfer directory:


Bruce Dyer
Ashley Ward
Chris Armstrong
John Salako
Mike Sheron



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also out of interest there were several ex City players on the transfer list:
Brian Carey, Nicholas Priet, Jamie Lawrence, Gerry Taggart,Danny Thomas,John Curtis,Andy Impey,Martin Keown( listed as a coach), Scot Gemmill,Nikos Dabizas,(we hold the reg still on both of them)

even saw Dions name on there....


also noticed that Norwich's Paul McVeigh is transfer-listed

 

[Brauny Blue]

some strikers from the PFA transfer directory:


Bruce Dyer
Ashley Ward
Chris Armstrong
John Salako
Mike Sheron



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also out of interest there were several ex City players on the transfer list:
Brian Carey, Nicholas Priet, Jamie Lawrence, Gerry Taggart,Danny Thomas,John Curtis,Andy Impey,Martin Keown( listed as a coach), Scot Gemmill,Nikos Dabizas,(we hold the reg still on both of them)

even saw Dions name on there....


also noticed that Norwich's Paul McVeigh is transfer-listed

I think MA might beat us to it:icon_bigg

 

[beaumontfox]

there were loads of youngsters on the lists as well...

 

[WhitleyBay_Fox]

Is Sheringham still playing? If so do you think he is worth a shot?

 

[Brauny Blue]

Is Sheringham still playing? If so do you think he is worth a shot?

Isn't he got coaching/ manager aspirations. That would make him a dangerous acquisition in Leveins situation

 

[fcukcov]

Isn't he got coaching/ manager aspirations. That would make him a dangerous acquisition in Leveins situation

If so it would make it near sucidal if Dublin stayed as well.

 

[webmaster]

some strikers from the PFA transfer directory:

Wouldn't rely on the accuracy of that site. They have Lars Hirschfeld being on the transfer list at Spurs, but he left them in August 2004!

 

[beaumontfox]

i thought some of them looked wrong as well.