New Vardy song

[Samdoug]

I have done a video presentation of the song just for any of you that didn’t understand it....

 

[Brown Nose]

I have done a video presentation of the song just for any of you that didn’t understand it....

Keep it to yourself. Unless of course, you are naked in the video, in which case homer will be in touch.

 

[Samdoug]

Keep it to yourself. Unless of course, you are naked in the video, in which case homer will be in touch.

Oh look the peaky blinder has piped up

 

[Samdoug]

Fantastic effort. You are clearly a gifted lyricist. Are you a professional songwriter?

Only at the weekend

 

[Blue Maniac]

When he scores at the weekend you’ll be the ones after a few pints singing it. It’s the new Will Grigg song....
Embrace it, drink it in

Who the **** is Will Grigg? I thought you said Ahmed Musa sang it

Wait, no. Mr T. Who was it?

 

[Samdoug]

Who the **** is Will Grigg? I thought you said Ahmed Musa sang it

Wait, no. Mr T. Who was it?

Are you horny?

 

[Blue Maniac]

Are you horny?

No. Recently started talking sertraline, barely a twitch in the dangly parts the last few weeks.

 

[Samdoug]

No. Recently started talking sertraline, barely a twitch in the dangly parts the last few weeks.

Vardy makes me horny

 

[Robin127]

Keep it to yourself. Unless of course, you are naked in the video, in which case homer will be in for a touch.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Vardy makes me horny

Have you ever indulged in an act of onanism on public transport?

 

[Samdoug]

Have you ever indulged in an act of onanism on public transport?

Who’s nan?

 

[Lako42]

I don't trust people with two first names

 

[Rock Fox]

I don't trust people with two first names

Trust no one

 

[fitz]

I don't trust people with two first names

What about people with 2 first names as a surname and a surname as a first name? Like that Trent-Darby kid at Liverpool.

Is Tammy a girls name btw?

 

[FOX Franks]

Oh look the peaky blinder has piped up

If that's in reference to BN's profile picture, shut your computer off, try not to talk to anyone and go and watch Home Alone 2 this instant.

 

[tedfoxxx]

Have you ever indulged in an act of onanism on public transport?

You know when I said that there was no need for pisstaking?

Yeah I take that back now there’s been a few more posts.

 

[Miles Away]

If that's in reference to BN's profile picture, shut your computer off, try not to talk to anyone and go and watch Home Alone 2 this instant.

Very strange that you went to Home Alone 2 if I'm honest.

 

[FOX Franks]

Very strange that you went to Home Alone 2 if I'm honest.

Joe Pesci’s hat is on fire. It’s from Home Alone 2 - Lost in New York.

 

[FOX Franks]

Joe Pesci’s hat is on fire. It’s from Home Alone 2 - Lost in New York.

No it’s not, you twat, it’s from the first one when he pops his head through the door.

 

[camberwell fox]

No it’s not, you twat, it’s from the first one when he pops his head through the door.

When he turns the light on, then shoved his head down the shitter.

Still ****ing hilarious.