Newbie here...

[Disco Bob]

My dick is so small it never causes offense.

 

[Macky]

My dick is so small it never causes offense.

If mine was a clitoris it'd still be considered small.

 

[Siouxsie]

Yep, I was talking to BG's son at half time

Then I think I saw you.

 

[Lako42]

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**** it id do you

 

[Siouxsie]

Yeah, normally with my mate and kids but on my own last night. Are you nearby?

Not normally, last night was the first time I'd been in the family stand.

 

[Macky]

**** it id do you

I reckon you could do a lot worse lako, he could really open up some doors for you.

 

[Melton Fox]

Then I think I saw you.

If you're referring to the handsome bloke with the 80's chick on his arm, then yes, that was me :icon_lol:

 

[Siouxsie]

If you're referring to the handsome bloke with the 80's chick on his arm, then yes, that was me :icon_lol:

She didn't look that old :icon_wink

 

[Lako42]

I reckon you could do a lot worse lako, he could really open up some doors for you.

Im contemplating to be honest Macky, im just not sure on how to approach it.