Post Match Newcastle 0 Leicester 2

[Orifice]

I just want us to win game games that we should win and not lose the others. It's not that I'm gready.

 

[Joe_Fox]

can someone explain to me Radio Leicester's obsession with Marc Albrighton?

Certainly.

Radio Leicester calculate obsession using a little known system originating from France called 'Crédits d'amour'. It's a rather simple equation of A/(C+1) where A=Appearances and C=Cost of player in GBP. The higher the result, the higher the obsession so effectively, as soon as Marc Albrighton played once, he was well up there on Radio Leicester's Obsessionometer. Mahrez was pretty high too, but would have had to play about another 38399842 times (with no more appearances for Albrighton) to get anywhere close to the same level of RLO (Radio Leicester Obsession).

Hope that clears things up.

Joe_Fox

 

[Brown Nose]

Our next 7 fixtures are:

Leicester v Everton
Arsenal v Leicester
Leicester v West Ham
Cardiff v Leicester
Leicester v Burnley
Brighton v Leicester
Leicester v Watford

I can see at best 15 points from that lot but conservatively 12.

That would leave us nicely (12 points scenario) on 24 points from 14 games and heading for ~65 points which wouldn’t be too shabby!

We concede too many goals for any level of confidence in our ability to be consistent.

This clean sheet was positive but any decent attacking side would have exploited us. Newcastle carved opportunities out that they were too shit to take. As did Huddersfield.

I still see no sign that we can keep it tight consistently. Our next three opponents could easily score at least a couple each against us. Then we're struggling to gather your predicted level of points.

We can create and score and, in Vardy, we have a class finisher. We now have a decent central midfield too.

However, we won't get 60 points or more unless Puel can organise a much more effective defensive unit than he's managed so far. We've let in 56 goals in his 36 league games, which is just too many. We have good defenders but they are poorly prepared and organised.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Certainly.

Radio Leicester calculate obsession using a little known system originating from France called 'Crédits d'amour'. It's a rather simple equation of A/(C+1) where A=Appearances and C=Cost of player in GBP. The higher the result, the higher the obsession so effectively, as soon as Marc Albrighton played once, he was well up there on Radio Leicester's Obsessionometer. Mahrez was pretty high too, but would have had to play about another 38399842 times (with no more appearances for Albrighton) to get anywhere close to the same level of RLO (Radio Leicester Obsession).

Hope that clears things up.

Joe_Fox

This was both funny (subjective I know, but I liked it) and coherent and even made some mathematical sense. Has someone hacked your account?

 

[popillius]

This was both funny (subjective I know, but I liked it) and coherent and even made some mathematical sense. Has someone hacked your account?

If only he'd put that much effort into his betting system...

 

[David Gwilliam]

There are people who are pleased that we have some bright youngsters on the books. This is good. I am not so impressed by putting them in the first team.

To repeat an obsession of mine: I want players who are battle hardened before they come into the Premier League. . James Maddison is a young player who learned his craft at Norwich as did Demari Gray at Birmingham. I like the way Harvey Barnes is being developed at West Brom. Well done to Filip Benkovic for wanting to adjust to British football at Celtic.

I cannot help smiling at the thought of Jock Benkovic. Filip may well come south with a whole new vocabulary. He will be the only Leicester player to use the wonderful word "driech" for a cold miserable day. He should have no problem with Scotland's national drink - no not Irn Bru. He will have grown up on really strong drink I am a whisky drinker but I have learned to avoid any spirits offered me in Eastern Europe. As Mr Clint Eastwood used to say "A man needs to know his limitations."

 

[Joe_Fox]

This was both funny (subjective I know, but I liked it) and coherent and even made some mathematical sense. Has someone hacked your account?

Thanks BM. I can confirm that it was a genuine post from Joe_Fox.

 

[FOX Franks]

Thanks BM. I can confirm that it was a genuine post from Joe_Fox.

That’s just what a hacker would say