Match Thread Newcastle v Leicester - EFL Cup QF

[fitz]

Fair play to ward. I would've stopped bothering by now.

 

[tedfoxxx]

Let's dig up Arthur Rowley and give him a contract.

Pele is still relatively fresh.

 

[big_mac4824]

I don't think the chairman has the minerals to sack him

 

[homer]

I don't think King Power have the money to sack him

Yep

 

[City Fan]

Pele is still relatively fresh.

Our performances are flaccid enough

 

[Brown Nose]

Pele is still relatively fresh.

All those penis pills mean he'll be stiff as can be. Still more mobile than Vardy.

 

[Lako42]

I don't think the chairman has the minerals to sack him

Have we got one?

 

[big_mac4824]

just how hard Newcastle are working to get the ball back, we are just full of idle twats or they are just unfit!

 

[Blue Maniac]

Once upon a time, I had a dream about playing for Leicester. Not as starring striker for 2015-16 Leicester or 1999-2000 Leicester or 1996-97 Leicester or any successful Leicester. No, this wasn’t the stereotypical scoring the winner in the FA Cup final dream. I was playing left back for Micky Adams’ Leicester against Bristol City, and in this dream I was, as I would be in real life, hopelessly out of my depth and absolutely bollocksed after about 20 minutes. Spots in front of my eyes, dripping with sweat, falling over kind of bollocksed. Thought I was dying, that’s how ****ed dream me was after masquerading as a mid-table Championship footballer for less than a quarter of a game. Dream me was ****ing useless beyond measure.

However, given the choice between dream me and any of tonight’s back four, I feel sure I’d pick myself.

 

[fitz]

just how hard Newcastle are working to get the ball back, we are just full of idle twats or they are just unfit!

Bit of both

 

[RugbyFootball]

I don't think the chairman has the minerals to sack him

Or the cash perhaps?

 

[Singapore Fox]

You could say that for everyone out there

They don’t all just turn “pony” overnight

No, we’ve been unravelling since being smashed by Forest last year

 

[big_mac4824]

Or the cash perhaps?

how much did we make from selling fofana?

 

[popillius]

We can't do it without Maddison. We just cannot create anything and we are completely devoid of any real attacking quality.

I actually feel sorry for Tielemens tonight. He's tried incredibly hard to create stuff and make things happen but it's impossible when you're surrounded by complete and total rubbish.

We have needed a new striker for years and it was obvious within months that Daka wasn't going to be it. It's been obvious for years that Nacho won't cut the mustard either. Our defence though, that's the real problem. It's scandalous really that we haven't solved the same issues we've had for 3 years now.

 

[homer]

No, we’ve been unravelling since being smashed by Forest last year

Which is when we should have sacked the ****

And now we are totally ****ed

 

[popillius]

Let's dig up Arthur Rowley and give him a contract.

Yep. That's exactly the same.

 

[camberwell fox]

Coached. To. Death

 

[Blue Maniac]

Is Lineker’s toe better yet?

 

[Brown Nose]

Yep. That's exactly the same.

 

[big_mac4824]

Albrighton and Tielemans have done okay tonight