As MM seems to pick managers at random, I have decided to help him out by randomly picking a shortlist from the list of 64 available managers on the LMA website.
This is the list of 64 managers:
Ablett, Gary
Allen, Martin
Barnes MBE, John
Bassett, Dave
Bracewell, Paul
Branfoot, Ian
Brightwell, Ian
Brown, Phil
Brush, Paul
Buckley, Alan
Coleman, Chris
Cooper, Mark
Curbishley, Alan
Davison, Bobby
Gannon, Jim
Glover, Dean
Gullit, Ruud
Gunn, Bryan
Hart, Paul
Hoddle, Glenn
Hollins MBE, John
Horton, Brian
Hughes OBE, Mark
Ince, Paul
Jackson, Peter
Jewell, Paul
Keegan OBE, Kevin
Lawrence, Lennie
Lee, Colin
Magilton, Jim
McCall, Stuart
Megson, Gary
Mowbray, Tony
Newell, Mike
O'Leary, David
Parkes, Tony
Penney, Dave
Peters, Gary
Quinn, Jimmy
Ratcliffe, Kevin
Richardson, Lee
Ritchie, Andy
Rodger, Graham
Rodgers, Brendan
Roeder, Glenn
Rosenior, Leroy
Sanchez, Lawrie
Simpson, Paul
Smith, Denis
Souness, Graeme
Southgate, Gareth
Staunton, Steve
Sturrock, Paul
Ternent, Stan
Thompson, Steve
Thordarson, Gudjon
Todd, Colin
Trewick, John
Vialli, Gianluca
Williams, Geraint
w*s*, Dennis
Wotte, Mark
Wright, Mark
Zola OBE, Gianfranco
I then asked Random.org to generate five numbers between 1 and 64, to create the shortlist. It gave me 36, 2, 62, 15 and 8.
Counting down the list of managers to each number gives us the following shortlist:
Parkes, Tony
Allen, Martin
Wotte, Mark
Gannon, Jim
Brown, Phil
I think it's safe to say Martin Allen will not make MM's shortlist, so I have selected another to replace him. Random.org has selected number 59: Vialli, Gianluca
So this is our new shortlist:
Parkes, Tony
Wotte, Mark
Gannon, Jim
Brown, Phil
Vialli, Gianluca
I don't want any of them. I think I'll keep going until someone decent comes up. That's what MM does, but he has to pay them off each time before he can get a new one.