Off season 2011 refuge

[beaumontfox]

Shurrup.......

 

[spionfox]

I've made a list of all the ways to combat the boredom of a football-less summer. But I'm not going to tell you what they are obviously.

Until September 1st?

 

[spionfox]

How's the dieting going for everone? But I'm sure you know who you are who need to lose a few stone (ten or so).

I want to lose two stone to get back to my ideal weight.







Ideal being enough to weigh her down so she can't escape!

 

[beaumontfox]

I'd like to lose about 5 stone so I can see what all this fuss about being size zero is all about.


My problem is I like food, so no chance there then!

 

[fitz]

I'd like to lose about 5 stone so I can see what all this fuss about being size zero is all about.


My problem is I like food, so no chance there then!

I love food and am still a skinny twat. The secret must be to shit significantly more than the average person.

 

[H T B]

I love food and am still a skinny twat. The secret must be to shit significantly more than the average person.

Are you saying BF is full of shit?

 

[fitz]

Are you saying BF is full of shit?

Perhaps. But I was suggesting that I poop quite a bit which may be the replacement method for dieting that she could try.

 

[spionfox]

Perhaps. But I was suggesting that I poop quite a bit which may be the replacement method for dieting that she could try.

Gillian McKeith is waiting for your call.

 

[beaumontfox]

:icon_roll


I might just nibble lettuce leaves and only drink slimfast milkshakes instead.
:icon_eek:

 

[fitz]

Gillian McKeith is waiting for your call.

I would call her but I think she'd never let me leave.

 

[beaumontfox]

You'd have a wonderful time together.

 

[spionfox]

You'd have a wonderful time together.

Well I know what Gillian would do, but Fitz?!

 

[beaumontfox]

Stop her hitting her head when she falls from fainting.....