webmaster said:I'm sure they only employ people who fail an intelligence test....
"a win for City will virtually secure their Championship status with two games remaining."
A win tomorrow would guarantee we stay up, no 'virtually' about it.
highland fox said:They could get Status Quo to model them with the date of their concert on the back...
KTFaith said:highland fox said:They could get Status Quo to model them with the date of their concert on the back...
No...... it was a joke Mr Mace honest...........
Whatever you want, dedum dedum...............
webmaster said:They've probably been too busy thinking up new ways to advertise the new kit.
Brauny Blue said:webmaster said:They've probably been too busy thinking up new ways to advertise the new kit.
Wasn't Bernie looking for a modelling job :smt080
webmaster said:Brauny Blue said:webmaster said:They've probably been too busy thinking up new ways to advertise the new kit.
Wasn't Bernie looking for a modelling job :smt080
Don't think he'd agree to that unless he was allowed to personalise it.
Bernie won't wear anything until he's dragged it through a muddy field, then used it to mop the toilet floor, then left it to soak overnight in some stale beer. Once he's done that he drinks the rest of the beer and throws up on the shirt. He goes through that before every match, just to make sure his shirt is 'fresh'.
webmaster said:I'm sure they only employ people who fail an intelligence test....
"a win for City will virtually secure their Championship status with two games remaining."
A win tomorrow would guarantee we stay up, no 'virtually' about it.
homer said:webmaster said:I'm sure they only employ people who fail an intelligence test....
"a win for City will virtually secure their Championship status with two games remaining."
A win tomorrow would guarantee we stay up, no 'virtually' about it.
Hate to be pedantic, but you're wrong, Webbo
If Brighton subsequently win both of their remaining games by healthy margins, and we get hammered by both Leeds and Plymouth, then they would still be able to finish above us, even if we beat Derby
It would require need a change in goal difference of more than 26, and a similar one of 17 for Crewe, but it is still technically possible, and the official site was technically correct
No wonder Scowie beat you to that Leicester City Mad job.....
highland fox said:homer said:webmaster said:I'm sure they only employ people who fail an intelligence test....
"a win for City will virtually secure their Championship status with two games remaining."
A win tomorrow would guarantee we stay up, no 'virtually' about it.
Hate to be pedantic, but you're wrong, Webbo
If Brighton subsequently win both of their remaining games by healthy margins, and we get hammered by both Leeds and Plymouth, then they would still be able to finish above us, even if we beat Derby
It would require need a change in goal difference of more than 26, and a similar one of 17 for Crewe, but it is still technically possible, and the official site was technically correct
No wonder Scowie beat you to that Leicester City Mad job.....
Maybe you could 'make up ' some odds for it homer...
homer said:webmaster said:I'm sure they only employ people who fail an intelligence test....
"a win for City will virtually secure their Championship status with two games remaining."
A win tomorrow would guarantee we stay up, no 'virtually' about it.
Hate to be pedantic, but you're wrong, Webbo
If Brighton subsequently win both of their remaining games by healthy margins, and we get hammered by both Leeds and Plymouth, then they would still be able to finish above us, even if we beat Derby
It would require need a change in goal difference of more than 26, and a similar one of 17 for Crewe, but it is still technically possible, and the official site was technically correct
P | Pld | Pts | |
1 | Liverpool | 11 | 28 |
2 | Manchester C | 11 | 23 |
3 | Chelsea | 11 | 19 |
4 | Arsenal | 11 | 19 |
5 | Nottm F | 11 | 19 |
6 | Brighton | 11 | 19 |
7 | Fulham | 11 | 18 |
8 | Newcastle | 11 | 18 |
9 | Aston Villa | 11 | 18 |
10 | Tottenham | 11 | 16 |
11 | Brentford | 11 | 16 |
12 | Bournemouth | 11 | 15 |
13 | Manchester U | 11 | 15 |
14 | West Ham | 11 | 12 |
15 | Leicester | 11 | 10 |
16 | Everton | 11 | 10 |
17 | Ipswich | 11 | 8 |
18 | Palace | 11 | 7 |
19 | Wolves | 11 | 6 |
20 | Southampton | 11 | 4 |