Orangutan Prostitute

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Imagine if it'd gotten pregnant!
There'd be little Jade Goodys & Wayne Rooneys all over the place
 
I think there could be a business opportunity here.

I think I might apply for Dragon's Den.

"I'm looking for an investment of £150 000 for 5% equity in my new venture 'Monkey Brothel', offering a full range of primates for the discerning gentlemen. We believe there are huge franchise opportunities with this business and our market research shows that chimp fellatio will be the next big thing in this growing sector."


It's a winner.
 
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I think there could be a business opportunity here.

I think I might apply for Dragon's Den.

"I'm looking for an investment of £150 000 for 5% equity in my new venture 'Monkey Brothel', offering a full range of primates for the discerning gentlemen. We believe there are huge franchise opportunities with this business and our market research shows that chimp fellatio will be the next big thing in this growing sector."


It's a winner.


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i always wondered why my brother holidays over there so much!!!:icon_conf:013:
 
Guess I was the only person shocked and saddened by reading that then?
 
Guess I was the only person shocked and saddened by reading that then?

i remember you cracking a few jokes in the missing maddie thread.


and this is quite funny when you get over the whole animal cruelty bit:002:
 
If it was a human your reaction would be very different ;)
What, shaving a mute defenseless human, tying them up and letting the locals have sex with him/her!!?

You really think I wouldn't be shocked or saddened by that?

I have created a bad image of myself haven't I :icon_conf
 
What, shaving a mute defenseless human, tying them up and letting the locals have sex with him/her!!?

You really think I wouldn't be shocked or saddened by that?

I have created a bad image of myself haven't I :icon_conf

Yes. :icon_conf However you have got this one right, irrespective of cultural differences. :icon_conf
 
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