Orangutan Prostitute

[fosseboy83]

I think there could be a business opportunity here.

I think I might apply for Dragon's Den.

"I'm looking for an investment of £150 000 for 5% equity in my new venture 'Monkey Brothel', offering a full range of primates for the discerning gentlemen. We believe there are huge franchise opportunities with this business and our market research shows that chimp fellatio will be the next big thing in this growing sector."


It's a winner.

early contender for post of the year, well done mackster

 

[SJN-Fox]

Guess I was the only person shocked and saddened by reading that then?

Not in the slightest Melts, although I would add sickened to shocked and saddened.

 

[Leesoh]

Guess I was the only person shocked and saddened by reading that then?

No you weren't.

 

[foxin_oz]

Guess I was the only person shocked and saddened by reading that then?

I'd say you're not on your own on this one Melts, totally sick, depraved bastards that they are. I've gone beyond shocked and saddened. I know what I'd like to do to them. But I won't say cos it wouldn't fit the "Christian" pigeonhole I've been shoved into. :icon_roll

 

[highland fox]

Guess I was the only person shocked and saddened by reading that then?

I was and don't find it at all funny.

 

[Boy Genius]

I'd say you're not on your own on this one Melts, totally sick, depraved bastards that they are. I've gone beyond shocked and saddened. I know what I'd like to do to them. But I won't say cos it wouldn't fit the "Christian" pigeonhole I've been shoved into. :icon_roll

I bet it would involve hancuffs, honey, a blindfold and a sheet with a hole cut in the middle.
Foxin_oz you are one sick motherfucker......

 

[Macky]

I was and don't find it at all funny.

A pathetic attempt at black humour by me doesn't mean that I wasn't appalled when I read the story.

 

[highland fox]

A pathetic attempt at black humour by me doesn't mean that I wasn't appalled when I read the story.

It wasn't particulary aimed at anyone Macky,I just don't like cruelty to animals

 

[Macky]

I just don't like cruelty to animals

Absolutely, agree 100%. It sickens me.

 

[Boy Genius]

It wasn't particulary aimed at anyone Macky,I just don't like cruelty to animals

how do you know the oranutang didn't like it?

 

[newtonfox]

how do you know the oranutang didn't like it?

he asked him

 

[Boy Genius]

he asked him

whilst they were sharing a fag.......:icon_bigg

 

[newtonfox]

whilst they were sharing a fag.......:icon_bigg

You've got it :icon_bigg

 

[Hammond Organ]

Man - How was it for you?

Orangutan - I've had better. In fact I would rate you below that Russell Brand fella... now he was an animal.

 

[Mr Perez]

Fcking lol

I sent this in to Russell Brand by e-mail on Friday, and he starts talking about it on his show!!!!!! lol

 

[Macky]

Fcking lol

I sent this in to Russell Brand by e-mail on Friday, and he starts talking about it on his show!!!!!! lol

He already knew about it before you emailed him, I told him about it down the pub the other night.

 

[MKFox]

I would

 

[Hammond Organ]

Man - How was it for you?

Orangutan - I've had better. In fact I would rate you below that Russell Brand fella... now he was an animal. I think I'm going to call him and tell him to use it in his show to stop those ****ers on Talking Balls trying to claim the credit. Back in a sec, and give me another 40 baht if you want another go...

 

[Dour]

What, you've scrounged another 40 Baht?

 

[Hammond Organ]

What, you've scrounged another 40 Baht?

No, I'm Rrrussell Brrrrrand.