Our new memeber of the family

[newtonfox]

Excellent name Newts, I seen what you did there. You're picking her up at Christmas time, and decided to use the word Holly due to it's Christmas connections.

Groundbreaking stuff Newts Of course, the problem you're faced with now is this; All the bloody idiots with no sense of originality or individuality are just going to copy you each year and think they are the first and only dozy ****ers to do it, you will never get the full credit you deserve.

The wife chose the name nothing to do with me mate :icon_lol: :icon_wink

 

[Matt_B]

Ive done that already mate but all the pups they have will grow too big for what we want ,the lady we are getting Holly from is not a puppy farm she didnt breed for the hell of it ,it just happen

Tell them to use doggy condoms in future.

Where in Markfield? Is it the pet home on Alterstones Lane?

 

[newtonfox]

Tell them to use doggy condoms in future.

Where in Markfield? Is it the pet home on Alterstones Lane?

No mate a private home carnt give the addy out as its not right :icon_wink

 

[Matt_B]

No mate a private home carnt give the addy out as its not right :icon_wink

OK, just wondered because I grew up in Markfield and my mum knows everyone there!

 

[Melton Fox]

I hope it's an "Ugly Duckling" type of dog Newts.

 

[newtonfox]

I hope it's an "Ugly Duckling" type of dog Newts.

should be mate she will only be a small bitch

 

[spionfox]

No mate a private home carnt give the addy out as its not right :icon_wink

Loads of 'not rights' over your way are there Newts? :icon_bigg

 

[Disco Bob]

should be mate she will only be a small bitch

Sounds like someone I went out with once...

 

[Macky]

Ive done that already mate but all the pups they have will grow too big for what we want ,the lady we are getting Holly from is not a puppy farm she didnt breed for the hell of it ,it just happen

Is that what she told you?
I think it's more likely to be because two dogs ****ed each other to be honest.

 

[Melton Fox]

Is that what she told you?
I think it's more likely to be because two dogs ****ed each other to be honest.

How ironic that the first doggy virgin birth is around Christmas time.

I might write a short story about it and see where the chinese whispers take it in a few thousand years time.

 

[newtonfox]

Is that what she told you?
I think it's more likely to be because two dogs ****ed each other to be honest.

How ironic that the first doggy virgin birth is around Christmas time.

I might write a short story about it and see where the chinese whispers take it in a few thousand years time.

 

[Disco Bob]

Right, I've remembered the gold - check; the frankincense - check; the squeaky dog chew in the shape of our saviour Lord Jesus Christ's penis - check.

All ready for the coming of the Holy pup.

 

[newtonfox]

OK, just wondered because I grew up in Markfield and my mum knows everyone there!

The blokes name is andy his wifes name is dianne