Speculation Pernis

[SJN-Fox]

I think he'll be a snip given that we haven't got to spunk up a transfer fee.

 

[DillyDing22]

He would be in and out the starting lineup frequently

 

[Macky]

I'll bet he's got a massive cock

 

[Matt_B]

I'll bet he's got a massive cock

His helmet is the size of a kiwi I'm led to believe. Though his shaft is a spring onion, so its like being ****ed by a ping pong ball on a string.

 

[Macky]

His helmet is the size of a kiwi I'm led to believe. Though his shaft is a spring onion, so its like being ****ed by a ping pong ball on a string.

Kiwi and scallions eh? Sounds like an unusual combination of tastes

 

[consty]

this thread explains why when he visits the zoo he can always be found spanking the monkey