Real Sharapova
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I predict the following: Leicester are leading 1-0 midway through the second half when the game is abandoned due to a minor electrical fire in the main stand. As the players are leaving the pitch a mass brawl takes place leaving eight players from each team red-carded. Meanwhile an outraged Nigel Pearson spots the Bishop of Leicester in the Director's Box. Confronting the Bishop, a visibly angry Pearson informs the Bishop he will never pray for Leicester again. Pearson then nuts him. The Bishop subsequently turns down a loan move to the Diocese of Leeds, citing the all-too pervasive influence of a cloven-hoofed denizen of that Ministry, a Mr Neil Warnock.
As foretold in Old Birch's Almanack.
As foretold in Old Birch's Almanack.
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