Players Songs

[Joe_Fox]

if I catch the one shitting on my gravel its going in the microwave

Marco, we agree on something, fookin' hell mate, maybe De Vries will start scoring soon! Bliss.

 

[Cate Fox]

It was a really good effort love.
Look! A kitten, aaahhh....

Now pop the kettle on....

apology accepted (you sarcastic fecker!!)

 

[lazzer]

take it easy cate here this is just for you ...............

 

[Cate Fox]

you can "do one" as well lazzer.... the husband does all of the washing up in our house!

 

[drummindefender]

and heres what he's living under.............

 

[Hazzman]

We're going to Crewe, Crewe, Crewe.
Do you wanna come too,too,too?
We're going to see De Vries score two,two,two.
Do you wanna come too,too,too?
We're gonna win five-nil,nil, nil.
Do you wanna come too,too,too?
We're dancing to the sound Levein's tune,tune,tune.
Do you wanna come too,too,too?
To see Mark De vries Score Two,Two.

Its my first attempt.
Its very tongue-in-cheek.

 

[alex]

Maybury, I don't really wanna know,
How your Scowcroft&Adams goes
Cause I just want Levine
Lately did you ever see the Hughes
In your morning rain
As it Tiatto's you to the bone...

May be i just want De Vries
To score so many Homer's on his knees
Maybe I just want Connolly
To put one past Clayton Ince
Maybe Gilbert's the same as Eric Nils
They'll win things Forest never see
Sylla and I are gonna' live forever......

 

[drummindefender]

Maybury, I don't really wanna know,
How your Scowcroft&Adams goes
Cause I just want Levine
Lately did you ever see the Hughes
In your morning rain
As it Tiatto's you to the bone...

May be i just want De Vries
To score so many Homer's on his knees
Maybe I just want Connolly
To put one past Clayton Ince
Maybe Gilbert's the same as Eric Nils
They'll win things Forest never see
Sylla and I are gonna' live forever......

that one line let u down, apart from that

 

[alex]

Hmmm, yeah, got stuck on that!!!

Thanks though...

 

[Joe_Fox]

Why do goals suddenly appear
Everytime De Vries is here

Just like Pele
De Vries longs to be

a goal machine

(god that's shit - don't read it)

 

[pds]

to the Iwan is a welshman chant


De Vries is a dutchman
he wears a dutchmans hat
he went back training early, so he wouldn't look fat

he misses with his left foot
he misses with his right
and since he signed in january, he has played fookin shite
oh de vries is a dutchman......


(but i do think he should be given a chance)

 

[MKFox]

to the Iwan is a welshman chant

De Vries is a dutchman
he wears a dutchmans hat
he went back training early, so he wouldn't look fat

he misses with his left foot
he misses with his right
and since he signed in january, he has played fookin shite

.... :icon_lol: ..

 

[Lako42]

to when your smiling

when your jumping
when your jumping
we will need to lift you

when your running
when your running
a turtle would pass you

but when your scoring
well be proper fans
so when your scoring
well think your the man
cuz when your scoring
when your scoring
the whole crowd will love you

the ole crowd
will love uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

mark de vries
mark de vries


first effort. Begin to slate me now

 

[fcukcov]

to when your smiling

when your jumping
when your jumping
we will need to lift you

when your running
when your running
a turtle would pass you

but when your scoring
well be proper fans
so when your scoring
well think your the man
cuz when your scoring
when your scoring
the whole crowd will love you

the ole crowd
will love uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

mark de vries
mark de vries


first effort. Begin to slate me now

 

[Melton Fox]

To the theme of Jimmy Mac:

To be sung after Paddy Macarthy as made a challenge at the back

Oooohh Paddy, Oh Paddy Mac
He's Solid at the back

Repeat Till Fade............

 

[Joe_Fox]

We can't go on together with the shit old team

"shit old team"

 

[lazzer]

To the theme of Jimmy Mac:

To be sung after Paddy Macarthy as made a challenge at the back

Oooohh Paddy, Oh Paddy Mac
He's Solid at the back

Repeat Till Fade............

second line sounds a bit camp :icon_lol:

 

[Willlow]

I dont know if it has already been suggested by somebody because I couldnt be bothered to read all 10 pages.

To the tune of theres no Limit (ala Ian Marshall)

Momo, Momo Momo, Momo Momo, Momo, Momo Syla!!

Repeat

Its took me all summer to think of it! :icon_lol:

 

[G F P]

I dont know if it has already been suggested by somebody because I couldnt be bothered to read all 10 pages.

To the tune of theres no Limit (ala Ian Marshall)

Momo, Momo Momo, Momo Momo, Momo, Momo Syla!!

Repeat

Its took me all summer to think of it! :icon_lol:

someone beat you to it Willow, sadly i have the time on my hands to sift through ten pages of crap with working nights and hating Trisha

 

[fcukcov]

I dont know if it has already been suggested by somebody because I couldnt be bothered to read all 10 pages.

To the tune of theres no Limit (ala Ian Marshall)

Momo, Momo Momo, Momo Momo, Momo, Momo Syla!!

Repeat

Its took me all summer to think of it! :icon_lol:

This got a bit of airplay in block F1 tonight!!