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Book a cheap flight to La Manga. Get em all pissed. We’ll be fine. It is a long way away though mind.
 
Why the **** don't we play Connor Coady!
That would be the obvious thing to do, even to try it for a few games and see what happens.

See Mastermind pays no attention trifling things like experience, leadership, knowledge… that’s why we’ve barely seen Coady and Albrighton this season. That’s not what matters, what matters is Maresca watching one of his training sessions in a stadium full of people.
 
Book a cheap flight to La Manga. Get em all pissed. We’ll be fine. It is a long way away though mind.
If one of them could feed Wout’s passport to a Donkey and douse him with a fire extinguisher that would be smashing.
 
That would be the obvious thing to do, even to try it for a few games and see what happens.

See Mastermind pays no attention trifling things like experience, leadership, knowledge… that’s why we’ve barely seen Coady and Albrighton this season. That’s not what matters, what matters is Maresca watching one of his training sessions in a stadium full of people.
 
Just ordered a ticket for the Preston game.

May seem odd.

I am a bit odd.
I’ve got an 8 year old flatulent half boxer mongrel who is thick as mince and the bane of my ****ing life if you fancy giving me £3000 for her and coming to pick her up?
 
I’ve got an 8 year old flatulent half boxer mongrel who is thick as mince and the bane of my ****ing life if you fancy giving me £3000 for her and coming to pick her up?

What do you think I am? I have been observing Jon Rudkin for years now.

£10,000 and it's a deal.
 
If I see another meme of Patson Daka's godawful finishing I will hunt Enzo down and slap him. Faes wants dropping too....
 
I threw an extra bottle of wine in the trolley and booked softplay for the kid at 9am tomorrow morning, knowing I’d need both after another shit result.

Genuinely better planning than the fraud we employ as manager.
 
What do you think I am? I have been observing Jon Rudkin for years now.

£10,000 and it's a deal.
Jon Rudkin you say?

Sorry but I’ve grown quite attached. I simply couldn’t part with melty faced ****flap for less than £50k. Sorry but that’s all I have to say on the matter.
 
Jon Rudkin you say?

Sorry but I’ve grown quite attached. I simply couldn’t part with melty faced ****flap for less than £50k. Sorry but that’s all I have to say on the matter.

It must be some dog that.

Right. Now listen. I've been authorised to offer £49,999 and an additional £1 every second until the sun collapses.

That's our final offer.
 
It must be some dog that.

Right. Now listen. I've been authorised to offer £49,999 and an additional £1 every second until the sun collapses.

That's our final offer.
Tell you what, because you’re a mate I’ll do you that price for one season on loan as a sort of ‘try before you buy’ and then an obligation to purchase for just £10k which only activates after she’s shit on the kitchen floor after getting upset about the window cleaner. Wins all round.

Susan, get the champers.
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