White Peak Fox
New Member
No DB, not six times in the same place or the same property...
Naturally occuring drugs have existed since the formation of the planet
Well i saw three prostitutes and i said to the first one "how much for sex" and she replied "fifty quid"so i asked the next one and she said
"thirty quid" and i asked the last one and she said "one pound twenty five"
I asked her why she was so cheap and she said " because the other two both have a womb "
Dont you have a womb i enquired " no we have to go acwoss the
woad behind the wailings"
Well my encounter was a lady of the night was with with a completely unfortunately faced hag. I asked how much she had made that night? £25 and 25 pence she replied. What scumbag gave you the 25 pence I enquired? They all did ducky she said.
The old ones are the best....as you found out that night.
P | Pld | Pts | |
1 | Liverpool | 16 | 39 |
2 | Chelsea | 17 | 35 |
3 | Arsenal | 17 | 33 |
4 | Nottm F | 17 | 31 |
5 | Bournemouth | 17 | 28 |
6 | Aston Villa | 17 | 28 |
7 | Manchester C | 17 | 27 |
8 | Newcastle | 17 | 26 |
9 | Fulham | 17 | 25 |
10 | Brighton | 17 | 25 |
11 | Tottenham | 17 | 23 |
12 | Brentford | 17 | 23 |
13 | Manchester U | 17 | 22 |
14 | West Ham | 17 | 20 |
15 | Everton | 16 | 16 |
16 | Palace | 17 | 16 |
17 | Leicester | 17 | 14 |
18 | Wolves | 17 | 12 |
19 | Ipswich | 17 | 12 |
20 | Southampton | 17 | 6 |