White Peak Fox
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No DB, not six times in the same place or the same property...
Naturally occuring drugs have existed since the formation of the planet
Well i saw three prostitutes and i said to the first one "how much for sex" and she replied "fifty quid"so i asked the next one and she said
"thirty quid" and i asked the last one and she said "one pound twenty five"
I asked her why she was so cheap and she said " because the other two both have a womb "
Dont you have a womb i enquired " no we have to go acwoss the
woad behind the wailings"
Well my encounter was a lady of the night was with with a completely unfortunately faced hag. I asked how much she had made that night? £25 and 25 pence she replied. What scumbag gave you the 25 pence I enquired? They all did ducky she said.
The old ones are the best....as you found out that night.
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