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They call me a boring fookhead
They say I might as well work in a bank
I tell them I wish I was, they tell me that I'm sick in the head
They say that I'm sick in the head

They call me Mr. Carbohydrate
They call me Mr. Inadequate
They call me Mr. Paranoia
They call me Mr. Hypochondria

Have you heard of Matthew Maynard
He's my favourite cricketer
I would rather watch him play than pick up my guitar
Than play with my guitar
 
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May be people only ask you how you are doing because its
easyer than lletting on how little thay could care.(Jackson Brown).
 
Laying down in this Spanish bar, that last slammer hit me like a car
I've got the 6 a.m. Balearic blues, can't even focus on my own tattoos
I had a fight with this German guy, I saw him give my little girl the eye
While he was trying hard to be so cool, I hit him with a stool

Oh yes, alright, I'll be going all night
Gonna drink 'til they take me away, I'm an Englishman on holiday

Every year I get to do the same, I meet the boys and get on the plane
We like to sing and shout out "here we go"
'Cos they're the only words that we all know
We've got the loudest shirts you've ever seen
We're gonna take the beaches like a team
We've got so much duty free to drink, enough to float a ship

Oh yeah alright, I'll be going all night
So light the paper, get out of the way, I'm an Englishman on holiday

We never look for trouble at the start, but it always comes our way
We've got our pride and we just can't walk away

This morning I woke up inside a cell
They dragged me screaming out of my hotel
I don't remember what it was I did
But I've got this drummer banging in my head
I've got to get out 'fore I miss the plane, next summer I'll be back again
I'll be fighting for the Union Jack, if they let me back

Oh yes, alright, I'll be going all night
Gonna drink 'til they take me away, I'm an Englishman on holiday
 
I wish I could fly
Right up to the sky
But I can't...

(Orville)
 
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Grandma, we love you
Grandma, we do
Though you may be far away
We think of you

There's no one quite like Grandma
And I know you will agree
That she always is a friend to you
And she's a friend to me
There's no one quite like Grandma
She's there in times of need
Before it's bedtime, on her knee
To us a book she'll read

Grandma, we love you
Grandma, we do
Though you may be far away
We think of you

And one day when we're older
We'll look back and say
There's no one quite like Grandma
She has helped us on our way

Grandma, we love you
Grandma, we do
Grandma, we love you
Grandma, we do

There's no one quite like Grandma
A love we always share
At party time and Christmas too
We know that she'll be there
There's no one quite like Grandma
She always has a smile
She never hurries us along
Just stays a little while

Grandma, we love you
Grandma, we do
Though you may be far away
We think of you

And one day when we're older
We'll look back and say
There's no one quite like Grandma
She has helped us on our way

Grandma, we love you
Grandma, we do
Although you're fecking boring
And your clothes all stink of poo



Touching stuff although I'm not sure about those last 2 lines:icon_conf
 
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highland fox said:
Grandma, I'd do you
Grandma, I would
Though you may be far too old
I'd still do you you

There's no one sucks like Grandma
And I know you will agree
That will do good things to you
And good things too me
There's no one wanks like Grandma
She's there in times of need
Before it's bedtime, on her knee
She'll wank me till I bleed

Grandma, I do you
Grandma, I do
Though you may be far too old
I still do you

And one day when we're older
We'll look back and say
There's no one wanked like Grandma
She wanked us all the day

Grandma, I do you
Grandma, I do
Though you may be far too old
I still do you

There's no one groups like Grandma
A love we always share
At party time and Christmas too
We know that she'll be there

There's no one groups like Grandma
She always has a dong
She never hurries us along
Just swallows us when we cum

Grandma, I do you
Grandma, I do
Though you may be far too old
I still do you

And one day when we're older
We'll look back and say
There's no one quite like Grandma
She has helped us on our way

Grandma, we love you
Grandma, we do
Although you're fecking boring
And your clothes all stink of poo



Touching stuff although I'm not sure about those last 2 lines:icon_conf
:eek: You fukking weirdo, you should be arrested for that. Sick bastard
 
highland fox said:
Whats worse is she died 30 years ago...
I' more concerned that you used to let her "wank you till you bled" Fukking disgusting H
 
Melton Fox said:
I' more concerned that you used to let her "wank you till you bled" Fukking disgusting H

:icon_conf and I was 8...you've not been tampering with those lyrics by any chance have you MF ?
 
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