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[The Major]

Vile, disgusting barbarism

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Written by ****s.
Read by ****s.

 

[Mawsley]

 

[Macky]

Major... seriously, what the actual ****? Do you not think you've embarrassed yourself enough over that? Why have you quoted that image and what possible ****ing relevance does it have?

 

[fitz]

I have never, and will never, understand religious circumcision.

Medical is acceptable, religious is just daft. I'm amazed that given the technological advances and teaching we have these days, excluding your fine self of course , we still have such ****ing simpletons kicking about.

 

[Macky]

I have never, and will never, understand religious circumcision.

It is genital mutilation, pure and simple, and should be a jailable offence

 

[Mawsley]

#2512

Clearly

 

[Mawsley]

Medical is acceptable.

Is there medical justification for it?

 

[spionfox]

Is there medical justification for it?

Yes. Tight foreskins can create problems when urinating.

 

[Macky]

Is there medical justification for it?

I think there are some medical conditions that require it as a procedure, I'm not an expert on cock-medicine though

 

[fitz]

Is there medical justification for it?

Aye, if you've got it rotting away and need to stop that spreading.Or if your fancy religious hat is sitting awkwardly on your head due to your unchopped bellend.

 

[fitz]

I think there are some medical conditions that require it as a procedure, I'm not an expert on cock-medicine though

You just kiss it better, eh?

 

[Macky]

You just kiss it better, eh?

:icon_lol: Yeah, or rub Vaseline into it

 

[Macky]

NB This is not an article on The Onion, the stupids, it burns!

 

[Matt_B]

Yes. Tight foreskins can create problems when urinating.

I think there are some medical conditions that require it as a procedure, I'm not an expert on cock-medicine though

Not just when urinating, it can be just too tight to retract all together. One of the kids I was friends with as a child had it done for this reason, as has the bro-in-law. Can you imagine having sex with each thrust risking tearing it open. Ooh ya.

 

[spionfox]

Not just when urinating, it can be just too tight to retract all together. One of the kids I was friends with as a child had it done for this reason, as has the bro-in-law. Can you imagine having sex with each thrust risking tearing it open. Ooh ya.

Yeah, but at least when the medical profession do it they don't suck it clean like the claim in that article.

****ing perverts.

 

[Mawsley]

Yeah, but at least when the medical profession do it they don't suck it clean like the claim in that article.

****ing perverts.

I'd imagine that under these Tory cut-backs sucking stuff clean would save a load of money.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Vile, disgusting barbarism

Disgusting excuse for extreme paedophilia as well. ****ing cultist weirdos.

 

[Mawsley]

That's ridiculous.

The day when sucking the blood off a child's tiny, mutilated cock can be classified as paedophilia is a sad one for everybody.

 

[MKFox]

seriously? they suck it clean? I always knew the jews were ****ed up, but never this much. **** me, this puts them on a par with the catholic priests.

 

[Mawsley]

What? All Jews?

Even Sarah (teh next Mrs Mawsley) Silverman?