Macky
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Oh ****, I hope that doesn't mean I'm pregnant as well now
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camberwell fox
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Thought this was quite funny:
When James Lusted walked into a restaurant for a romantic meal with his fiancee he expected to be handed a menu.
He didn’t think the waitress would also try to give him a children’s colouring book and some crayons.
Unfortunately the well-meaning Harvester employee had mistaken him for a child – because while 26-year-old Mr Lusted, who has dwarfism, is just 3ft 7in tall, his 20-year-old fiancee Chloe Roberts towers over him at 5ft 7in.
Sorry it is only half the article...
When James Lusted walked into a restaurant for a romantic meal with his fiancee he expected to be handed a menu.
He didn’t think the waitress would also try to give him a children’s colouring book and some crayons.
Unfortunately the well-meaning Harvester employee had mistaken him for a child – because while 26-year-old Mr Lusted, who has dwarfism, is just 3ft 7in tall, his 20-year-old fiancee Chloe Roberts towers over him at 5ft 7in.
Sorry it is only half the article...
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camberwell fox
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Whoooooooooosssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh
pork pie fox
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camberwell fox
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Half the article.
pork pie fox
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I got that Cambers, I just didn't get why that meant it was a whoosh for BM?
Matt_B
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He was implying that the guy in the article is only half a person.
pork pie fox
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Yes, I know. Did he think that BM didn't get that?
camberwell fox
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I don't know, have you thought of asking him?
pork pie fox
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I don't know him, but I'm sure when he sees this he'll let us know.
Blue Maniac
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Blue Maniac
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Macky
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Mad as a binbag full of hens
Real Sharapova
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" I'm a feminist and had an arrannged marriage ". Erm, OK.:icon_conf
Blue Maniac
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:icon_lol: Stealing that.
pork pie fox
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Motown Fox
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Saw this on FB and was surprised that City not get a mention.
Why?
Lots of clubs have moved to new grounds. There are far more clubs not in the article than are included.
Motown Fox
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I know but I would have thought City had a more interesting story than Southampton, whose ground I thought was one of the worst in the top league.
| P | Pld | Pts | |
| 1 | Liverpool | 19 | 46 |
| 2 | Arsenal | 20 | 40 |
| 3 | Nottm F | 20 | 40 |
| 4 | Chelsea | 20 | 36 |
| 5 | Newcastle | 20 | 35 |
| 6 | Manchester C | 20 | 34 |
| 7 | Bournemouth | 20 | 33 |
| 8 | Aston Villa | 20 | 32 |
| 9 | Fulham | 20 | 30 |
| 10 | Brighton | 20 | 28 |
| 11 | Brentford | 20 | 27 |
| 12 | Tottenham | 20 | 24 |
| 13 | Manchester U | 20 | 23 |
| 14 | West Ham | 20 | 23 |
| 15 | Palace | 20 | 21 |
| 16 | Everton | 19 | 17 |
| 17 | Wolves | 20 | 16 |
| 18 | Ipswich | 20 | 16 |
| 19 | Leicester | 20 | 14 |
| 20 | Southampton | 20 | 6 |
