Random News Article Thread

[Motown Fox]

Firefighters rescue Barnsley fan who woke up on the toilet seven hours after the game ended - The Star
http://m.thestar.co.uk/news/firefig...et-seven-hours-after-the-game-ended-1-7534598
I expect this could happen to anyone. Let's face it, in the mid noughties any City fan would have probably have been bored enough for this to happen during half time.

 

[Brown Nose]

http://www.theguardian.com/world/20...at-sea-436-days-book-extract?CMP=share_btn_tw

 

[Mawsley]

http://aattp.org/after-the-rapture-...ing-atheist-when-jesus-comes-for-a-small-fee/

 

[Blaarev]

http://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/fleeting-wonders-sheep-so-gassy-they-brought-down-a-plane?

 

[pork pie fox]

Bad times. Sony to stop selling Betamax video cassettes next year.......

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-34776424

 

[Cate Fox]

http://www.thelocal.es/20151117/spectator-attacks-linesman-with-penis-during-football-match-in-spain

 

[Blaarev]

http://www.thelocal.es/20151117/spectator-attacks-linesman-with-penis-during-football-match-in-spain

Scoop!!!

 

[Cate Fox]

Scoop!!!

Ah...never mind.

 

[Will_Man]

Mate sent me this

Football fan names newborn child Bermondsey Millwall Den - without telling his wife - Mirror Online
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/football-fan-names-newborn-child-6860796
Anyone named their child after a player team or connection to City or other team

 

[Matt_B]

Mate sent me this

Football fan names newborn child Bermondsey Millwall Den - without telling his wife - Mirror Online
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/football-fan-names-newborn-child-6860796
Anyone named their child after a player team or connection to City or other team

When I was a kid we had a class mate named Blade after his dad's obsession with Sheffield United.

 

[bocadillo]

Anyone named their child after a player team or connection to City

I've got a dog called Elsie - L.C., geddit?

I had a dog called Lesther - the 'silent h' to signify that she was a she.

 

[SJN-Fox]

Oh FFS !!

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mums-fury-over-isis-style-6979486

 

[homer]

Oh FFS !!

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mums-fury-over-isis-style-6979486

She told the Sun: 'Kids could think extreme violence like beheading is normal'

Twats like her make Baby Jebus cry

 

[fitz]

My daughter is always chopping the tops off her eggs. It's a difficult time to be a parent. Do you dob your infants in to the poliss or let them eat breakfast?

 

[Blaarev]

Is it any better to peel the shell off? Could be associated with flaying someone. Better stop eating eggs.

 

[fitz]

Is it any better to peel the shell off? Could be associated with flaying someone. Better stop eating eggs.

Boiling the poor thing in the first place doesn't seem to nice either

 

[Blaarev]

Boiling the poor thing in the first place doesn't seem to nice either

Ture.

 

[fitz]

Or putting it in a box while it waits for the end

 

[Blaarev]

Forcing it through a hen's arse is bad enough.

 

[fitz]

Forcing it through a hen's arse is bad enough.

Less in agreement about this