Pre Match Reading (A)

[H T B]

I don't think anyone is confident that this will happen, but things do change in football.

Results wise, we haven't done that badly in the previous 11 games. Another similar run of results until the end of the season would probably see us fall just short.

Yes, but we'd be in the FA Cup final

 

[spionfox]

And I thought it was Macky who was on the Colombian marching powder.

Up until a minute ago my dream was still on!

 

[bocadillo]

Where is old Geoff commentating today.

He was at Villa Park for TalkSport.

 

[caskey]

Brighton move into the play offs. I really believe we will be playing Premiership football next year.

The only team in the country undefeated in 2012. I LOVE GUS :icon_razz

 

[LoopisDeLupis]

Brighton move into the play offs. I really believe we will be playing Premiership football next year.

The only team in the country undefeated in 2012. I LOVE GUS :icon_razz

Has nobody in Brighton worked out how to start their own forum yet?

 

[caskey]

Has nobody in Brighton worked out how to start their own forum yet?

Calm down mate. Money doesn't buy success :icon_cool

 

[Cate Fox]

:icon_roll great, another troll to ignore.

 

[Macky]

:icon_roll great, another troll to ignore.

:icon_lol: caskey's not a troll, seems fairly rational anyway

 

[Cate Fox]

:icon_lol: caskey's not a troll, seems fairly rational anyway

I have no patience these days :icon_lol:

 

[Mawsley]

I have no patience these days :icon_lol:

You'd make a poor doctor

 

[spionfox]

You'd make a poor doctor

Now that's an oxymoron if ever there was!

 

[Cate Fox]

You'd make a poor doctor

:icon_bigg

 

[Mawsley]

And that ladies and gentlemens is my second favourite joke.

My favourite joke asks how one calculates the lardyness of a whale.

 

[FryattFox]

And that ladies and gentlemens is my second favourite joke.

My favourite joke asks how one calculates the lardyness of a whale.

What's the porpoise of calculating the lardiness of a whale?

 

[Mawsley]

You take it to a whale-weigh station.

So, the point is maximising the services offered by the rail network and obtaining efficient returns by running the resources at their maximum capability.

You don't get lessons like this in business self-help books at motorway service stations.

 

[Macky]

You take it to a whale-weigh station.

Nonsense. You render it down and measure the volume of the liquid obtained. Everybody knows that.

 

[city-faithful]

Nonsense. You render it down and measure the volume of the liquid obtained. Everybody knows that.

Pfft. You measure it in the number of extra cans of John West tuna produced.