Robert Pires

[Doggie_muz]

I'd hit her with a motoboat engine yes, hateful bint. And not attractive IMO. She's no Lorraine Kelly.

I think I'd rather have the kangaroo.

 

[Blue Maniac]

I think I'd rather have the kangaroo.

Interesting fact: Andrew Castle has a pet kangaroo.

 

[alex]

I would tell her lies..

 

[consty]

Yup, lazy lazy lazy. Who said we were linked with them, the journo's mum, budgie, etc? BTW, I can exclusively reveal I have been linked with Cheryl Cole, Amanda Holden and Skippy the bush kangaroo.

P.S. I might have made the last one up.

I hear Cheryl Cole is available

 

[Doggie_muz]

Interesting fact: Andrew Castle has a pet kangaroo.

Dirty bastard.

 

[londonfox]

I'll believe it when he turns up with Davids.

 

[fitz]

Cracking rumour, I do hope there is feck all substance to it though

 

[tedfoxxx]

I would love Pires, he and Kermit could re-create the Pires/Henry penalty where one tried to lay it off to the other and totally ****ed it up.

 

[drummindefender]

Pires has been playing left back for Villareal. imagine having him and Solano as our full backs!

 

[David Gwilliam]

Talentless, yes. Plastic, maybe. Muppet, perhaps. Bangs like a barn door in a hurricane, most surely. Yes please.:thumbs_up

With a wonderful phrase like that what a press agent you would make.

Until now I have had absolutely no interest in celebrities but you have made me want to watch Amanda Holden.

 

[Real Sharapova]

With a wonderful phrase like that what a press agent you would make.

Until now I have had absolutely no interest in celebrities but you have made me want to watch Amanda Holden.

She has to have one talent.:icon_wink

 

[Macky]

Until now I have had absolutely no interest in celebrities but you have made me want to watch Amanda Holden.

Play your cards right David and she'll probably let you have a go

 

[David Gwilliam]

Talentless, yes. Plastic, maybe. Muppet, perhaps. Bangs like a barn door in a hurricane, most surely. Yes please.:thumbs_up

Oh dear. I turned to this thread expecting a silly and instantly forgetable thread on Robert Pires. Instead I have spent the day being unable to concentrate on serious matters because of the image of Amanda Holden banging "like a barn door in a hurricane".

 

[Macky]

Oh dear. I turned to this thread expecting a silly and instantly forgetable thread on Robert Pires. Instead I have spent the day being unable to concentrate on serious matters because of the image of Amanda Holden banging "like a barn door in a hurricane".

It's a barn door with sqeeky hinges as well. Not to mention the size of the keyhole

 

[spionfox]

I hear Cheryl Cole is available

Will.I.Am may beg to differ.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Will.I.Am may beg to differ.

That is not a person's name.

 

[Micky]

It's a barn door with sqeeky hinges as well. Not to mention the size of the keyhole

Sorry! The key hole is my fault!

 

[fitz]

Will.I.Am may beg to differ.

Who the **** is Will.I.Am??

 

[spionfox]

Who the **** is Will.I.Am??

My bad, try Will.i.am :icon_wink

 

[fitz]

My bad, try Will.i.am :icon_wink

I still have no feckin idea who that is