A - He'll fit some chocolate to your feet - Aerosmith
AB - I'll have to put that woman in the oven - Anita Baker
AK - Exploding pet = Atomic Kitten
AM - That champagne belongs to the boxer's kid = Alison Moyet
B - I don't like them birds - they shouldn't be allowed in this area - Bangles
B - The Vibrators - Buzzcocks
BR - I had a tape with Humpty Dumpty and Hickory Dickory Dock and it got broke - Busta Rhymes
BT - That builder's a bit cute - Bonnie Tyler
C - Don't be selfish - hands some of it out to your mates - Cher
C - I had a vision of that chinese flu - Caesars
C - I saw that Mousetrap the other night, but the heating in the theatre was knackered - Coldplay
C - That bunch of people can't make up their minds if they want to sit in the sun or not - Charltans
CB - Customer wanted some paint to darken up her room, the shop assistant knew what to do - Cilla Black
CB - Stop throwing that fruit about = Chuck Berry
CK - If you're gonna do that with your drink, I'd let it settle before you open it - Chaka Khan
D - £42 for a torch - that's a bit pricey - Deelite
D - When you're making some bread, add some colour - Dido
DC - That bloke who does sport on telly, he's got a little kid - Destiny's Child
DS - The Jamaican fellah would love to live there, but it's a bit pricey - Dire Straits
DW - That army's got some fancy trenches - Dandy Warhols
E - The Australian picks two blokes - Eminem
E - What did your dad do? - Erasure
ES - We should all vote for Paul Daniels, David Blaine, Copperfield, The Great Soprendo, Tommy Cooper and Derren Brown - Electric Six
F - The little girl is hungry, what shall we do? = Feeder
FL - Blow The Candles Out Before You Eat The Cake = Flaming Lips
FP - The Jamaican fellah had some asprin - why'd he do that? - Freda Payne
FT - I've Got Three other jumpers like this one - Four Tops
G - God, you can make a right load of toast with them = Gorillaz
GG - Will you leave the entrance to me garden alone - Gareth Gates
GK - I've had a rubbish day, so I'm happy it's over - Gladys Knight
HH - That woman's got a pair of her husband's gloves and a pair of her own - Herman's Hermits
HV - The top of those curtains are all wrecked - the material's all worn = Holly Valance
JC - I'm saving that money to buy condoms = Johnny Cash
JT - At the moment, I'm in a river full of logs - Justin Timberlake
KL - These scottish fellas can't log into their emails = Kenny Loggins
LB - The gingerbread man has only got one leg - Limp Bizkit
LR - I'll Take That Book To The Toilet With Me - Lou Reed
LZ - This idea wouldn't take off = Led Zeppelin
M - I really really love that woman - I love everything she does - Madonna
M - That scottish fellow has made an error - Mystique
NK - Don't be stealing my tools, take your sister's - Nik Kershaw
NO - Chanel have got another perfume out - New Order
O - The Northern Lad remembers he had to tell his mam's daughter something - oasis
PD - Bit weird, he doesn't like women, but he's got a couple of kids = Puff Daddy
R - Look gran, just get on the boat and help us out - Ronan
R - You get this little bulb and you teach it everything you know = Razorlight
S - Better than the average tramp = Supertramp
T - Don't phone, but you can send a message on me mobile = Texas
TM - The buddhists won't be able to get in their temple without these - The Monkees
VH - The hitchhiker needs a lift, but in something bigger than a car = Van Halen
W - That lad's got bad asthma = Weezer
WH - I tripped in a puddle in Texas - Whitney Houston
WP - Do you think your kid will get that strawberry for me? - Wilson Picket
