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Joe_Fox

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Here are some lyrics that you'll like:

I layed you on the bed
Took out my shlong
stuck it up your bum
you said "that's long"

I told you it was nice
to pay half price
you said "sod off monster"
so I called Dr Foster

He came to the room
his face filled with doom
He cried "hallelujah"
And went home for his dinner

a sad tale it's true
but it always hurts boo hoo
I'm off down the pub
for some rub-a-dub grub
 

pipes

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'Take off your pants, Dad,
Your penis is the biggest thing my butts ever had,
And i know, it feels good'


ho ho ho


or how about

'I know a guy, he had sex with his sister
HE used his dick to pop her four foot blister
And i know, it isnt very cool
he ****ed her in a swimming pool
He's got three testicles and he likes to, errr, do shit.'

The comedic genius that is Tom DeLonge
 

MKFox

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pipes said:
'Take off your pants, Dad,
Your penis is the biggest thing my butts ever had,
And i know, it feels good'


ho ho ho


or how about

'I know a guy, he had sex with his sister
HE used his dick to pop her four foot blister
And i know, it isnt very cool
he **** her in a swimming pool
He's got three testicles and he likes to, errr, do shit.'

The comedic genius that is Tom DeLonge

trailer park tunes?
ask for teeno...
 

Joe_Fox

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Joe_Fox said:
Here are some lyrics that you'll like:

I layed you on the bed
Took out my shlong
stuck it up your bum
you said "that's long"

I told you it was nice
to pay half price
you said "sod off monster"
so I called Dr Foster

He came to the room
his face filled with doom
He cried "hallelujah"
And went home for his dinner

a sad tale it's true
but it always hurts boo hoo
I'm off down the pub
for some rub-a-dub grub

This is original stuff though.
 
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