Scarbys Fact of the Day

[MKFox]

i did try a vegetarian's sausage once bloody awful :icon_lol:

Quorn is lovely YV.
If you're game I know a vegetarians sausage that you are guaranteed to enjoy...

 

[lazzer]

mk........ i currently have half an aberdeen angus in a freezer in my shed you dont know what your missing mate

:icon_lol::icon_lol:

 

[Joe_Fox]

mk........ i currently have half an aberdeen angus in a freezer in my shed you dont know what your missing mate

:icon_lol::icon_lol:

What happened to the other half lazzer?

 

[highland fox]

What happened to the other half lazzer?

He took Sarnies this morning.

 

[MKFox]

mk........ i currently have half an aberdeen angus in a freezer in my shed you dont know what your missing mate

Awful...fancy keeping the back half of a hairy beast to pleasure yourself with?..
There are some things I'd rather not know...

 

[MKFox]

He took Sarnies this morning.

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

Quorn is lovely YV.
If you're game I know a vegetarians sausage that you are guaranteed to enjoy...

wont have anything to do with you then :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

 

[highland fox]

mk........ i currently have half an aberdeen angus in a freezer in my shed you dont know what your missing mate

:icon_lol::icon_lol:

Mk's got Dundee Desmond in the cupboard underneath his stairs but thats another story...

 

[Joe_Fox]

Scarbo, you are not the champion at Tetris.

 

[Scarby]

Scarbo, you are not the champion at Tetris.

very true!!

the tides will change once again Joe mark my words

 

[Scarby]

The tides have changed

 

[Joe_Fox]

The tides have changed

change your lying little signature you fraudster.

 

[Joe_Fox]

My god Scarborough - how on Earth did you manage that - I suspect you cheated.

 

[fosseboy83]

The world's smallest mammal is the bumblebee bat of Thailand, weighing only 2g

 

[Joe_Fox]

Scarbo, change your signature again, I am champion at tetris!

 

[Scarby]

Heres a great one:

Penguins only have one orgasm a year!!

now isnt that interesting!

 

[Macky]

Heres a great one:

Penguins only have one orgasm a year!!

now isnt that interesting!

very interesting Scarby, but there'll be war if Mother superior finds out what they are up to even if it is just once a year!

 

[Scarby]

very interesting Scarby, but there'll be war if Mother superior finds out what they are up to even if it is just once a year!

i know. however i wont tell if you dont!

heres another one

Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.

 

[Macky]

Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.

depends where he's going, left for Gotham city, right for the off licence

 

[Scarby]

One in three snake bite victims is drunk. One in five is tatooed.