Sky Games April/May

[Blaarev]

Football destroying ****S

How can football be destoying ****s? Evil football!

 

[Blaarev]

Flights for the West Ham game booked. Now I only need a ticket. Shouldn't be a problem with gold membership.

 

[homer]

Feckin' glory hunter

 

[Blaarev]

I know.

 

[Blaarev]

Been hunting quite a while though with little luck.

 

[homer]

First in the queue for a half and half scarf

Sickening

 

[Blaarev]

Oooh those scarves .

Will there be free beer?

 

[homer]

Only in alex's 'special' room behind the scenes

Don't do it

 

[Blaarev]

Only in alex's 'special' room behind the scenes

Don't do it

How "special" can it be? If it involves free beer it should be fine.

 

[homer]

How "special" can it be? If it involves free beer it should be fine.

That's what I thought

Now I'll never ride a bicycle again

Or be able to eat a curlywurly without fainting

 

[Blaarev]

That's what I thought

Now I'll never ride a bicycle again

Or be able to eat a curlywurly without fainting

I'll settle for the scarves then.

 

[Robin127]

Football tourist.

 

[Blaarev]

Put me on a stake.

 

[Lako42]

Put me on a stake.

Sexy

 

[Blaarev]

Sexy

I have a suspicion the free beer may include some stake putting.

 

[Mawsley]

Been hunting quite a while though with little luck.

Bastard.

I'll be stuck at home not watching the live feed and punching myself in the face. I may spank myself too just to drive the message home to Murdoch.

 

[Miles Away]

Bastard.

I'll be stuck at home not watching the live feed and punching myself in the face. I may spank myself too just to drive the message home to Murdoch.

Do you want my self-flagellation whip with the hooks on it? I can overnight it to you.

 

[Mawsley]

Do you want my self-flagellation whip with the hooks on it? I can overnight it to you.

Not for now, but I'll have it for when the Deadpool film I'm not going to download from Isohunt hits.