So, any good suggestions for a job spec ad?

[Semaj00]

this would go in theSUN, everyone looks at that front page right :icon_bigg

" Football Club,no, Footballing Pillar Of Community, no, Footballing Pillar of Nation!"


..seeks conductor of 30 000(est.) STRONG Blue and White Army
experience is essential, Passion will be judged (always wear blue)
not scared of travelling to norwich

most importantly and the clincher, most desirable feature..
club,with your guidance will create impact on whole world of football,club with whole city behind it!club thats almost been forgot by the premiership..to come out of shadows and kick Jose up the mud trap!

(p.s....chairmans abit ov a malfuctioning cannon, only wish i was talking about the printer) "

 

[Dour]

TRUSTWORTHY?

Then do one. There's only one person that you should trust hereabouts. It's not you, and we don't want anyone rocking the boat.

But we do have a vacancy for someone whose bitter experience has taught them their place.

Previous acomplishments would ideally include wanking for pennies.

 

[Steven]

But we do have a vacancy for someone whose bitter experience has taught them their place.

Previous acomplishments would ideally include wanking for pennies.

Three quarters of the posters on here.

 

[Melton Fox]

Wanted - Cnut.

A first class one preferably.

Don't worry about experience though, we are the best firm in the world at turning people into prize cnuts.

Many people have started work with us with so much potential and always walked out a short while later being labelled as a first class cnut.

If you think you've got what it takes to be treated like a first class cnut, then send your CVs to the : Leicester City Supporters. These are the people that will treat you like one, so you might as well be one.

 

[Innocent]

Some really great replies!
Thanks so much guys, you've lightened my day.
Still laffing..........