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nice one homey!!
**** off! :icon_bigg

He should be working like the rest of us, maybe then he wouldn't of hogged the quiz. Selfish tosser....

You're allowed to yv, you're a bird. Just make sure the ironing's done love....
 
**** off! :icon_bigg

He should be working like the rest of us, maybe then he wouldn't of hogged the quiz. Selfish tosser....

You're allowed to yv, you're a bird. Just make sure the ironing's done love....

Too right

Thanks to this stupid feckin' quiz, I have completely failed to complete (or even start) an incredibly important piece of work - and it's too late to start now

This means that I will have to do it over the weekend
This means that Mrs h will be extremely miserable when she finds out
This means that I am unlikely to get any rumpo at all over the weekend
This means that I shall be miserable and short-tempered for the entire period
This means the kids will suffer when I tell them to feck off when they ask me to do anything
This means that Mrs h will be even more miserable with my behaviour
This means no rumpo etc. etc.

Thanks a feckin' lot, FC, you complete ****
 
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Too right

Thanks to this stupid feckin' quiz, I have completely failed to complete (or even start) an incredibly important piece of work - and it's too late to start now

This means that I will have to do it over the weekend
This means that Mrs h will be extremely miserable when she finds out
This means that I am unlikely to get any rumpo at all over the weekend
This means that I shall be miserable and short-tempered for the entire period
This means the kids will suffer when I tell them to feck off when they ask me to do anything
This means that Mrs h will be even more miserable with my behaviour
This means no rumpo etc. etc.

Thanks a feckin' lot, FC, you complete ****


Its okay i did it on purpose, mrs homey will have to go somewhere for the nookie and Im only just down the road.
 
Don't know how long it took you to find that, Einstein, but I would bet it would have been easier to just do the feckin' quiz :icon_roll

Like wot I did
 
Don't know how long it took you to find that, Einstein, but I would bet it would have been easier to just do the feckin' quiz :icon_roll

Like wot I did

just copied and pasted one of the cryptic clues and up it came......


I had my suspicions, and I was right.........:icon_bigg
 
Which ones are still left?

19) Bummed by a goat

23) Jimmy Saville on an open top bus

32) A pencil rammed into your ear

49) Rice paper underwear

54) Celery without the stringy bits

57) Big toe in a bath tap

62) Backwards greengrocer covered in unsalted butter
 
23) paedo parade
57) Tight Fit
62) Highland on payday
 
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