Please allow me to be the hundred and first person to tell you that not everybody has money to burn like you have.
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There is no train that goes from Banbury to Southampton in 97 minutes - it can't be done. And don't forget the 40-minute lift in the car off Mummy.
Taxi job actually, they are not in the country on Sat. Visiting a property in Spain I think.