Match Thread Southampton v Leicester

[Volpone]

Who would have thought Wilf would ever be the worst player on the pitch?

 

[give_us_a_wave]

Kale tossed in olive oil and garlic is a ****ing treat, beats the shit out of all other green veg.

Sprouts.

With the arse boiled off them for 20 minutes & then the water they were boiled in (the only thing with any flavour left in it) slung down the sink with contempt.

Greenish grey mush with less flavour than wallpaper paste.

Lovely. The taste of my childhood.

 

[tedfoxxx]

****in love a parsnip but most people either burn them or undercook them, no in between

Make sure you call in and give your opinion on the show.

I do an absolute bastard of a parsnip purée. Couple of grates of nutmeg through it, oooya ****er. Get that on your roast beef.

 

[TornadoShaunUK]

Wasting no time with the **** ups....

 

[Blue Maniac]

Who would have thought Wilf would ever be the worst player on the pitch?

Anyone who watched him give stupid penalties away in his last two games?

 

[big_mac4824]

Should be 3-1

**** me

Awful from Kasper and Ndidi

 

[big_mac4824]

Boom

 

[Blue Maniac]

Get the **** in son

 

[Lako42]

Excellent from our clear and obvious motm

 

[big_mac4824]

Now let's smash these twats!

 

[homer]

Booooooooooom

 

[LoopisDeLupis]

Oh James you sexy bastard. Whatever you’ve started having for breakfast, it’s working

 

[Blue Maniac]

Beaut finish, give that man a new pointlessly tiny see-through handbag

 

[popillius]

Maddison. What would we have been without him tonight

 

[bocadillo]

Nice

 

[Micky]

Bet we give them a shitty third goal

 

[Brown Nose]

One man team.

 

[popillius]

Beaut finish, give that man a new pointlessly tiny see-through handbag

Give that man a massive bag of Kale.

 

[TornadoShaunUK]

Great work from Madders and good build up play for once.

 

[glyn]

Well done madders
Good start for KDH